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Back in the singles' club again

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 08:45 pm
Sure she will!

Of course, none of us will think he's anywhere close to good enough for her, though. :wink:
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 08:54 pm
Dag, do you go for younger men?

I have a 29 year old that cleans his teeth twice a day, is hung like a horse and is in need of a good woman.

Could you see me as your future father in law?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:02 pm
I thought your son was happily invovled with a young lady whom you like, LordE.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:10 pm
Unfortunately, not any more, lk.

Since leaving Uni, it all seemed to fall apart, and now they've gone their separate ways. Still good friends which is good, but the split came out of the blue, for us.

He's gonna bugger off to the great barrier reef at the end of our summer, studying sharks, it would appear.

That'll do wonders for our worry levels.

I was hoping that Dag might consider luring him with her wiles and goulash, or whatever it is that she cooks.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:11 pm
Latkes.

Um, have you ever seen the movie "Prime"?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:16 pm
No. Was she in it?


Potato Latkes?

Wow, now I'm interested. My favourite type of food.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:21 pm
Potato Latkes, yes.

Dags wasn't in the movie. How would you feel if Dag started talking about wanting to knit your son's penis a hat?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 09:41 pm
Lk, I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure my son would be interested. The UK is known for its cold weather, and every little helps, when it comes to keeping the body warm.

Very sensible suggestion, on second thoughts.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 10:41 pm
The UK is cold!?!?! Compared to where?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 10:55 pm
Mwaaaaah. Hurrrraaaah. I cannot spell for shite right now... coming out of a punk rock concert and whatnot, head throbbing, but i'll take a 29 years old ellpus any ole time, ay!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:29 pm
to have ellpus as a father in law....uhm uhm uhmmmmm
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:49 pm
Lordi, I wanted to see if it was ok to post your picture on A2K. I'll ask you here before making the post more public. Is this ok, Lordi?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Lordi06.jpg
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 12:52 am
I see you have a picture of our family gathering at Xmas.

Doesn't Aunt Maude look good!


You can post this anywhere you like, lk.

(did you hear them, by the way? Total cr*p, but far superior to the other rubbish that they get performing on the Eurovision)
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 05:16 am
Sorry to hear this news, dag. Some men just don't know a great opportunity when they see one! Very perplexing, that! Confused
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 08:21 am
LordI, I didn't dare listen.....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 08:59 am
nah, the homeboy is behaving himself now. it was just a long overdue vent on the state of things related to spinsterhood.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 09:02 am
Ellpus, I sure can cook a mean goulash, too. Involves litres of red wine and a shot of espresso at the end - but don't tell anyone. that's the secret ingredient i learnt from a hungarian friend.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 09:10 am
Men never realise a good thing when they see one.....




Idiots.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 10:00 am
yeah. don't they just suck? too bad there's no other species out there that we could tap into.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2006 10:35 am
dagmaraka wrote:
yeah. don't they just suck? ......


Not in my case no. That is the problem <SIGH>
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