@DNA Thumbs drive,
Ah, once again, the very living avatar of invincible ignorance. The Italian astronomer, Giovanni Schiaparelli, observed and named many of the surface features of Mars in the late 19th century. He saw many linear structures, which he thought resembled channels from flowing water (in fact, these features do resemble the channels formed by water or by flowing glacial ice--which has been confirmed by closer observation). He called them
canali--
which is the Italian word for channels.
Then a pack of dimwitted putzes, much like you, decided that he had seen canals on Mars--something he had never said.
We've had a pack of religious net bags like you here, but you seem to take the cake when it comes to ignorance.