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A New Year's Digression....sigh....

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jan, 2003 12:55 pm
More powerful and a well turned phrase!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 01:49 am
This thread appears to be dead - here is a little digression posted by Joan Dark elsewhere - we will see if it was just sleeping:

When the moon hits your eye

Like a big pizza pie

That's amore.


When an eel bites your hand

And that's not what you planned

That's a moray.


When our habits are strange

And our customs deranged

That's our mores.


When your horse munches straw

And the bales total four

That's some more hay.


When a Japanese knight

Waves his sword in a fight

That's Samurai.


When Othello's poor wife

She gets strangled in strife

That's a Moor, eh?


When your sheep go to graze

In a damp marshy place,

That's a moor, eh?


When your boat comes home fine

And you tied up her line

That's a moor, eh?


When you ace your last test

Like you did all the rest

That's some more A's!


When on Mt. Cook you see

A tall aborigine,

That's a Maori.


A comedian ham

With the name Amsterdam

That's a Morey.


When your chocolate graham

Is so full and so crammed

That's a s'more.


When you've had quite enough

Of this dumb rhyming stuff

That's No more! eh?
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 01:56 am
killin' time?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:02 am
Too hot to go out and clean the balcony and exercise -
so yes.
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:04 am
i thought it more than adequately digressive.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:06 am
Hmmm - is that a criticism?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:06 am
c'mon guys! I wanna PLAAAAAYYY!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:07 am
Wotcha doing up Roger? Insomnia?
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:08 am
Can't go to bed. Scared of the dark
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:10 am
BOOOO!
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:11 am
you guys wanna chat?
I wanna be siiiiiiiiilllllllyyyy! waaaaah
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:13 am
Don't do that! I'm more worried about things that reach out and grab the ankles, anyway.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:14 am
hhehee - I LOOOOOVE hiding under beds!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:15 am
waiting up, i'm supposed to go to the governor's inauguration which is set for midnight. there's a catholic service "mass" beforehand, but i don't do those. wondering if really need to go, it's still about 6 hrs away.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:17 am
think i'll have a beer or three while i decide.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:20 am
Wanna CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:20 am
well, smeg it - I will go and chat to myself!!!!
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:21 am
tantrums -stamps feet -bares teeth
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:22 am
bloody chat room message is ungrammatical!
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jan, 2003 02:39 am
ungrammatical!? Lemme take a look.
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