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A New Year's Digression....sigh....

 
 
pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:12 pm
et tu c?
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:14 pm
My favorites:

Welsh Rabbit and Welsh Owl, ummmmm mmmm, eating is good!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:15 pm
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:16 pm
hmmm, i should'nt worry. pueo's are a protected species. wabbits on the other hand are considered pests.
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:17 pm
I might need the whole case of champagne after eating such rare delicacies!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:25 pm
here's a rare delicacy for you.

http://bertc.com/penis_stew.htm
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:27 pm
Must be purely a Guamanian delicacy - it has to be the coriander that makes it so enticing; but, I'll pass!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:31 pm
Opening my piccolo of champagne. Getting ready to cheer in the new year.
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JerryR
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:32 pm
MMM,..penis stew,...I'm stayin'!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:33 pm
heehee!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:35 pm
hahaha! Very Happy

wonder if that would sell in a restaurant, sure would cause comments though Shocked
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JerryR
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:42 pm
Lyrics from "What's opera Doc?"


(Elmer) Be very quiet I'm hunting rabbits
(E) Rabbit tracks!!!
(E) Kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit
(E) Yo ho to oh! Yo ho to oh! Yo ho...
(Bugs) O mighty warrior of great fighting stock
(B) Might I enquire to ask, eh, what's up doc??
(E) I'm going to kill the rabbit!!
(B) Oh mighty warrior t'will be quite a task
(B) How will you do it, might I enquire to ask??
(E) I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!
(B) Your spear and magic helmet?
(E) Spear & magic helmet!
(B) Magic helmet?
(E) Magic helmet!
(B) Magic helmet
(E) Yes, magic helmet and I'll give you a sample
(B) Bye
(E) That was the rabbit
(E) Oh Brunhilda, you're so lovely
(B) Yes I know it I can't help it
(E) Oh Brunhilda be my love
(E) Return my love a longing burns deep inside me
(B) Return my love I want you always beside me
(E) A love like ours must be
(B) Made for you and for me
(B&E) Return won't you return my love for my love is yours
(E) I'll kill the rabbit
(E) Arise storms
(E) North winds blow, south winds blow
(E) Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes, smog
(E) Flash lightning strike the rabbit
(E) What have I done?? I've killed the rabbit....
(E) Poor little bunny, poor little rabbit...
(B) Well what did you expect in an opera, a happy ending???

http://www.redbank.com/images/comics/cj_opera.gif
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 08:49 pm
i remember that, they don't make cartoons the way they used to,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 09:34 pm
Good grief, I turns me li'l fuwwy back, and we have operas and penises and such on the thread!!!!

What will you bad people think of next!

Veuve Cliquot, eh?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 09:34 pm
nerve cliquot more like!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 09:44 pm
we're not bad, we're just drawn that way Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 09:54 pm
hmmmm.....that sounds a little familiar, somehow....hops off, pondering...
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 10:37 pm
penis stew - oh, I can't ... I just can't say anything else right now.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 10:43 pm
Perfectly understandable, next we will have Kidney and A**hole Pie.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 10:44 pm
Happy New Year All.

Stiessd, may your active service be stifflingly boring.


I recall a New Year's Eve Party that was an extension, perhaps climax, of a roughly week-long " more or less "Twenty Something" Christmas Party somewhat more than three decades past, which as subplot was hoped to cause a landlord to break a lease. A truly monumental soundsystem was assembled by meshing equipment belonging to several rabid stereophiles. The Police stopped by from time to time, but as it was an adult party with no evidence of minors anywhere on the premisis the meetings were amicable, and we always took immediate action regarding any matter of parking or wayward revellers disrupting the neighborhood. A couple police officers of our agegroup showed up at the end of their shift laden with beer and pizza, saying they felt ours was the best party going in town ... they were "Away from Home" too, and were assigned to provide critical police services in the town during an then ongoing police strike. They and their bounty were welcomed, and they themselves had a great time, scrupulously avoiding areas of the house mutually if tacitly agreed where might be activity which would require further of their professional interest. One of the young cops a year later married one of the partygoers he met that evening.

Oh, and the lease matter found acceptable resolution in form of eviction notice from the landlord.



timber
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