@Lustig Andrei,
Someone from CA emailed it to me today
@jcboy,
Yeah. I support California's secession from the Union. Good riddance.
@panzade,
(only if i had heard it before...)
@Region Philbis,
I feel a bit dense. I don't get it? Someone 'splain it to me?
{Edit: Wait, wait - Is it a grammar thing? "Are (correction) instead of ""Arrrrr"?]
@Ragman,
you arrrrr correct, Matey...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced after work.
His wife begins screaming at him as his friend sits down and listens in.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!!!
Why the hell did you bring him home?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married..."
***
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados..."
***
That was awful . . . that should have been in the bad joke thread.
@Setanta,
It is now in the bad jokes thread ...
And it does you proud there . . .
