How to handle this sex situation

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Please, when you approach the hills, you tell them "Slappy Doo Hoo says what up."

Classroom training is ending tomorrow, then a couple weeks of training in the field, so I haven't really been working yet..but so far it's awesome...thanks for axin'! Hope all is well with you.

Awesome, eh? Great!

(Meanwhile, good luck to Kicky with the whole "early night" thing...)

Yea, hopefully he really used his Jedi powers and turned a threesome into this.

We can only hope...

Or this into a threesome? Glad you're having fun slap.

I'm sorry, what are you suggesting?

I'm not that kind of guy. I went to catholic school, thanks.

{snicker}
Just thought your suggestion could use some rewording.

Okay, I just got home from my early night with Rhoda. I don't know if it is a good idea to write my thoughts right now, because the three drinks I had might throw off my judgement a little bit. I'm so conflicted about this, I feel like the man with two heads. But what the hell, here it is. A Tale of Two Heads.

Head #1: Rhoda's not the one. She's a nice girl and all, but she is kind of annoying. Nothing in common. Always has to be the center of attention, drama queen, pain in the ass. Dump her. End this now.

Head #2: Damn, Rhoda makes me so horny. I can't stop this. I want . . . no, I need sex with her! And she is such a freak! Don't let her go! We have such great sex! She wants me so bad, and I want her too, sometimes. Don't let this horny girl get away!!!

I got out of there pretty early tonight, and Rhoda told me it was that time of the month for her, so we couldn't do anything tonight anyway. But the deep kiss at the end of the night made me so greedy for the next time we get together. Dammit.

And I just heard from Mary. She is getting over the flu, so I'm not even sure if she's going to be able to come over tomorrow night.

So there's no trouble, per say, but I don't know what the hell I'm going to do about this. The only thing I'm pretty sure of is that whatever I do, it'll be the wrong thing.

life.

Warning signals, warning signals. Um...

learn to get along sans Rhoda.

Ok, I won't belabor it. That's m'warning.

Sh/up Osso, shhhhhh.

Quiet now.

You can't live without live sex for a week or

two? Oh, you spoiled babe...

Quiet, shhhh. okay, quiet.

Okay, clear head, new day, and I feel better. Not worried about Rhoda today. This is all going to work out fine. I will just wait and see if she bugs me to get together again within the next couple days. If she does, then I will just tell her to back off. Yup, that's what I'm a gonna do.

Sounds like a good plan.

Oh yeah, "Back off" won't hurt her feelings at all....

I won't say it like that, of course. I'll be diplomatic and charming, like always. I'll say "get the f*ck away from me you leech!" :wink:

Well, I'm depressed now. My date with Mary is postponed now. She's sick. What the hell! I gave up cheap meaningless sex last night for nothing!

I think it's called karma.

Didja at least offer to go mop Mary's fevered brow?

Naah, who wants to be around some sickie?

oooooh, good Q, Beth!

She's probably have declined the offer, kc, so you just passed up collecting the bonus points for this round. Too bad. So sad.

and if she didn't decline, you woulda earned double bonus points.