That's not normal?
Sheesh, next I'll figure out they're not detachable or inflatable too.
hmmmm
I wonder if he realized that I actually brought home three pairs of new shoes. Maybe if I
uhoh... I'm shitfaced... I thought I's posting somewhere else...
HA! Nonono, it prolly IS durty.
Could somebody plz help me type what I wanna say.......
Dear li'lK, should you pass our little corner of Europe with with the mate of your choice, give us a FRIGGIN' holler!!!! OK, girl?
okiedokie artichokie! And, if you guys are ever in Boston, we'll throw you a party!
damn... we was there before a2k.... was really good though!!!
kickycan wrote:Boobs
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think about boobs during sex? Guess that says quite a bit about your sex life, doesn't it.
In Boston? Dija like it? Never mind, let's hope you're asleep by now....
You know, this whole no sex to save the fellas the pain thing is really catching on here - lots of the women I know were so horrified when they read what you fellas had to say, they have joined me. Lots and lots of 'em.
The menfolk are really excited about it too - I've never seen them so excited.
They want to say thank you to you and Craven, Kicky - they say they have a really big surprise for you both.
I gave them both your addresses....I bet you can hardly wait, eh?
Apparently one of them has a cousin Vinnie, from somewhere called "Joisey", who can deliver the surprises. They won't tell us what they are - I can hardly wait to hear!
You women are taking this all the wrong way! We think about slugs, midgets in George Bush masks, and our grandmothers eating ice cream and anything but you only to make you happy! Don't you see? We do it all for you.
kickycan wrote:We do it all for you.
And the unspoken words in that sentence are....to help us "get off".
We know your motives are entirely altruistic - but women of conscience can no longer allow the sacrifice, Kicky. We can't take it any more for the sake of your team - we won't do it for your team.....it's cos we wuv you guys so much...
In fact - it is BECAUSE we know you do it just for us, that we can no longer do it at all.
Yeah, right. You know you'll be beggin' us for it within a week.
Hmm - yes, it is indeed a sacrifice for us. The more noble shall we be in making it...
