What do you think about during sex?

Well, from now on - if there IS a now on!!!!! - I will be thinking: "oh my! This is so tough for men! I can't do it to one ever again. I am giving it up for the good of the male sub-species. No more sex for me - I cannot be so cruel..."

I think about sex of course. Damn, I thought we all did.

You think abt sex while having sex ??

Yeah. I can't imagine thinking about anything else.

What about midgets, wearing George Bush masks, Montana? AM I ALONE?!!!!

Yes, Slappy, just like when you're having sex, you're alone.

D'OH!

Painting my hand like a puppet makes it feel..."less alone," though.

I find that if I switch up and use my left hand, the right hand gets jealous and begins to fondle my buttocks.

Damn, it looks like you guys can't win for trying.

You're leaving something out, aren't you?

Your dog's name is "buttocks," isn't it?

ISN'T IT!?!?!??!

LOL!

Is that a new pillow?

Re: What do you think about during sex?


Misunderstood like a woman.

The point was that the ejaculation need not be the end of the world and not even the end of coitus.

The show can go on, even if there's a soldier down. This is a point that is not specific to young people. The numbers chosen were intended to be funny and nothing more.

But I enjoy the opportunity to playfully espouse reciprocal stereotypes so I'll say again that this is typical female reading incomprehension. This is why wimmins are said to be tapped.

Re: What do you think about during sex?
Nah, once that soldier is down, is perfect time to turn on Playstation2.

That's messed up! At least turn on the hand-held massager for her first.

Them playstations control pads vibrate as well. Kill two birds with one stone.

It is very odd in films, when a premature ejaculation (as in American Pie - well, that was two) is treated as some sort of disaster, and the end of things - and no, Play Station is only in there with a VERY small chance at that point, believe me - vibrating damn whatsits or not...

Yeah, I don't get it. It doesn't have to spell doom. It ain't over till....

Yessssss?

...until the cops show up?