Don't tell me I've just managed to get on this thread and your talking cheese and politics! How did you know what I thought about? :wink:
Cheese and politics eh....like "drip it to the left, no, drip it to the right!"
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smorgs
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 02:15 pm
There's never any drips, my mans dessicated when I've finished....and I can't even spell that.
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CalamityJane
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 03:30 pm
Sarah, these guys will fantasise about that tonight
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If sex is good, I never think about anything other than
enjoying myself.
If it's not so good, some other men pop into my mind and I
start fantasising about them
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:25 pm
Kristie wrote:
Sometimes I like to think in Porn Movie mode.
You know....how dirty can I make this?
Kristie, remember: we've all been put in our place earlier by Dr. Ruth. Looking at, thinking about, or even thinking about anything else except your wonderful partner during this very special time is CHEATING.
You cheater.
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ehBeth
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:37 pm
How about touching?
Can we touch someone else other than our wonderful partner?
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nimh
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:39 pm
Only if you do it without actually thinking of him/her
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littlek
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:41 pm
Has anyone asked whether we can fool around with another person if, while we are doing that, fantasize about our partners?
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ehBeth
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:47 pm
ohhhhhh
good thinking
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kickycan
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:50 pm
Is it cheating if the person is passed out at the time?
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nimh
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:50 pm
thats only allowed if the person you're fooling around with is actually uglier than your own partner.
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nimh
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:51 pm
who, kicky, the person you're fooling around with or your partner?
<looks innocent>
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ehBeth
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:52 pm
ummmmm, you mean like your partner's passed out next to you, and you're having sex with someone ugly?
man, sex is sooooo complicated these days.
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littlek
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:52 pm
hahaha
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kickycan
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:56 pm
nimh wrote:
who, kicky, the person you're fooling around with or your partner?
<looks innocent>
I guess it works either way.
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Joe Nation
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:05 pm
I once balled this ol'girl in the back of a pickup whilst her husband was passed out in the front seat. I kept thinking "Boy o bOy I hope he doesn't wake up and look out that back window especially with that shotgun blocking part of his view."
I have to report she was very excited about the whole enterprise and had more than several loud climaxes before we were done.
Joe Nation
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ehBeth
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:07 pm
Given that she was an ol'girl, the ol'boy was probably deaf. And lame to boot.
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nimh
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:07 pm
Yeah I think you told us that once already ...
and then there was the young lady in the shower while her guy was waiting outside ...
man, we're getting to know you too well
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littlek
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:08 pm
And, his son is reading along with eyebrows cocked.
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ehBeth
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Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:09 pm
So, the jackrabbit got the directions to your place ok, l'k?