I was tempted to say that the fraternity response would be "until she wakes up," but that's a little too true to be funny...
.. till the fat lady sings.
you know, she didn't choke on that ham sandwich. it was just a heart attack. (nothing to do with eating ham sandwiches in bed, of course...)
I made a career decision on a Mamas and Papas song, driving down little Santa Monica, braking at Beverly Glen, plus a boyfriend - oh, well, never mind. Mourn to Cass, Mourn to Cass, Mourn to Cass.
It was the wrong decision, but I support, of course, my making it. Luckily, I made another one, a year later...
I thought it was a cheese sandwich. Ne'er mind.
And what does all this have to do with sex?
er, i think cj thinks about sandwiches while having sex with mama cass. or was it the other way around?
Nothin much, but try not to choke, eh?
Re: What do you think about during sex?
Craven de Kere wrote:But I enjoy the opportunity to playfully espouse reciprocal stereotypes so I'll say again that this is typical female reading incomprehension. This is why wimmins are said to be tapped.
Pffffffffffffffft!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're 24 years old, and an expert on sex. Typical male ego.
Hide...incoming......scuttles under bed...
This should, describe what most people are thinking during sex...the words of James Brown....
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you
Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
Move over, deb...I better hide, too!
Oh no you don't! I am hiding from the missile that will be coming after YOU!
Find your own warren.......
heeheheehehehe
Re: What do you think about during sex?
kickycan wrote:I know, I'm a pervert.
Yes, horndog is the more apt term for ya!
kickycan wrote:I'm always coming up with something involving sex on this site.
Really? I hadn't notice. *lyin' like a rug here*
kickycan wrote:But I can't help it. Sex is interesting to me.
Why is it I doubt the "big" head is involved here?
kickycan wrote:But on to the question. I think most guys are thinking "Please don't cum yet, please don't cum yet." I'm usually thinking that, but also I'm trying to picture something totally non-sexual, like my grandmother eating ice cream or a slug slowly crawling across a garbage heap. They're not pleasant, but they work.
I think the guidance of a good dominatrix would help ya control that. *LOL*
kickycan wrote:Guys, do you have any special things that you use to help keep your orgasm at bay? And women, what the hell are you thinking?
Thinking? You mean people actually
think during sex?? *grins*
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I can tell you what I DO think of when I want to cum fast....
Midgets wearing George Bush masks.
Any questions?
No....but I may need lifelong counselling now to rid myself of the entire image in my head.
Craven, Eva seems to be challenging your sexual prowess . . . I think you might just have to show her what you've got!
Well, that's sent Lil' Stillie back into retirement. Thanks guys! I hope you all get a painful bladder condition real soooooooon!!
Got water problems, Pondy? A li'l honeymoon cystitis, or what?
Re: What do you think about during sex?
Eva wrote:Craven de Kere wrote:But I enjoy the opportunity to playfully espouse reciprocal stereotypes so I'll say again that this is typical female reading incomprehension. This is why wimmins are said to be tapped.
Pffffffffffffffft!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're 24 years old, and an expert on sex. Typical male ego.
I'm not 24 years old and I've never claimed to be an expert on sex.
I'd say it's typical female inability to get a single thing right, but it's not. I think you have a special quality here.
