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What do you think about during sex?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:37 am
That is pretty scary. A guy is thinking of a red leaf during sex.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:38 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Next time I "get some" I'll be thinking "Well, there's another twenty bucks down the drain."


Put a toll booth on the pen?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:40 am
Craven! How long have you been lurking in the shadows?
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:41 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Let's hear more about "the act".


I don't think that's a good idea Gus....I'm not sure I want to get you uh..."exhilarated" as littlek did earlier. Then again, no one does it like littlek! Very Happy

Oh man....hanging out here has begun to REALLY corrupt me! Shocked
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:42 am
Craven confused me momentarily when he asked...

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Put a toll booth on the pen?


I was looking for a metaphor regarding pens (writing instruments) but then the light went on and I realized he was talking about my sheep pen.

That's disgusting, DeKere!

I pay not for sheep.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:46 am
kickycan wrote:
Craven! How long have you been lurking in the shadows?


Hmm, I got home about 25 minutes ago, and for the first 5 minutes I was eating pasta. Been hiding behind the couch since. I saw caprice all over you like hairs on a gorilla.

quote wrote:
]I was looking for a metaphor regarding pens (writing instruments) but then the light went on and I realized he was talking about my sheep pen.

That's disgusting, DeKere!

I pay not for sheep.


You misunderstod me so I can see why you'd get disgusted.

I meant the pig pen.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:48 am
Oh. Pigs I pay for.
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:57 am
Craven de Kere wrote:
Hmm, I got home about 25 minutes ago, and for the first 5 minutes I was eating pasta. Been hiding behind the couch since. I saw caprice all over you like hairs on a gorilla.


I don't know which bothers me more, the blatant lie or the fact that you know what hairs on a gorilla are like! Shocked
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:58 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Oh. Pigs I pay for.



Look Craven, someone willing to pay your $5 fee!

Very Happy
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:58 am
You're right. I didn't eat pasta, it was a cookie.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:58 am
Caprice:

You love me! You love me! Smile
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 01:59 am
caprice wrote:

Look Craven, someone willing to pay your $5 fee!

Very Happy


Nah, Gus always skips town before settling his debts.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 02:02 am
Okay, I'm outta here I think. Hopefully tomorrow when I get back on here, the topic will be back on sex, like it should be, and Caprice will have gotten her secret desire for me back under control.
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 02:02 am
kickycan wrote:
Caprice:

You love me! You love me! Smile


You're standing too close to Gus, kickycan. I guess whatever that man has is catching! Shocked Could be he caught it from Craven....after all, a man willing to sell himself THAT cheaply, ya gotta wonder!

*fleeeeees LMAO*
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 02:18 am
kickycan wrote:
Okay, I'm outta here I think. Hopefully tomorrow when I get back on here, the topic will be back on sex, like it should be, and Caprice will have gotten her secret desire for me back under control.


It's worse than I thought! Hallucinating AND delusional!

*sits back and files her nails*
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 02:56 am
I thought they were pretty sharp already.....
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caprice
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 03:11 am
dlowan wrote:
I thought they were pretty sharp already.....


Not sharpening...more like evening them out a bit. After all, I think there just might be a possibilty of them being too sharp for some in here...wouldn't you agree? *ahem*

Very Happy

(Present company excluded of course...but being sharp yourself, I knew you would know that. Wink)
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soserene
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 03:34 am
kickycan wrote:
Soserene, I'm not married. *a chorus of harps swell* Oh sweet mystery of life I've finally found you! Laughing

Uh, by the way, you don't have anything against living in a harem, do you?


The more the merrier lol
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 05:27 am
Where do I send the gift card for Slappy and LittleK?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2004 08:28 am
From the looks of the wedding pix, Hell!!!!!

I think we are gonna need to get Li'l k out of there any day now. Does anyong have an aircraft? I once donated a special Lear jet to Abuzz - but I think it was trashed.


Caprice - how well you know me!
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