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The kittens are coming!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 08:43 pm
@msolga,
The dork factor alone is distressing!
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 08:55 pm
@dlowan,
Ha.
Then you will just have change that, Deb!
And adopt an appropriately un-dorkish, stylish attitude!
Say, as some eccentric & massively wealthy owner of this extra special, unique cat breed ... breezing nonchalantly through your neighbourhood with your precious darlings, in a very serene & superior fashion!

You can have fun with this! Smile
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 09:31 pm
@msolga,
I have discovered the perfect solution to kitten evil.















100% attention every minute of the day except when they are asleep is all it takes!




Eureka!
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 09:36 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Ha.
Then you will just have change that, Deb!
And adopt an appropriately un-dorkish, stylish attitude!
Say, as some eccentric & massively wealthy owner of this extra special, unique cat breed ... breezing nonchalantly through your neighbourhood with your precious darlings, in a very serene & superior fashion!

You can have fun with this! Smile

If only the woollies enabled such an air.

As it I have to keep untangling them, squatting down to reassure them, talking to them and rewarding them for good behavior, encouraging them, picking Viola up to keep up with Sebastian and suffering the indignity of gripping firmly two squirming protesting kittens when I have to move them. Sebastian is now capable of leaping from my arms like Nijinsky and bounding off until he reaches the limit of his leash.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 09:38 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Eureka!

Excellent.
I knew it was only a matter of time before you found the solution!
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 09:58 pm
@msolga,
YOU Missy may, when you least expect it, find delivered to your door a box with the sweetest little Cornish Rex faces gazing winsomely up at you.

Four months old and looking utterly harmless.
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 10:00 pm
@dlowan,
You mean I'm not helping any with your problem? Wink

Quote:
...when you least expect it, find delivered to your door a box with the sweetest little Cornish Rex faces gazing winsomely up at you.

Four months old and looking utterly harmless.

You know, you make that sound very appealing, Deb.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 10:13 pm
@msolga,
Oh, they CAN be.........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 12:43 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:


You know, you make that sound very appealing, Deb.


Beware of geeks bearing kits.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:06 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
Beware of geeks bearing kits.

Smile

As tempting as a package containing Sebastian & Viola arriving on my doorstep unannounced may be, Deb ....

I know it's never going to happen. Even virtually.

Because it's perfectly clear that you are bewitched & besotted by these two little devils & their antics.

So I guess it's back to the drawing board, yes?
You are just going to have to train them, to avoid massive destruction of your shared living environment.

I await further updates with much anticipation! Very Happy

dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:01 am
@msolga,
Oh...not THEM. Two OTHER Cornish Rex to destroy your house and keep you from getting bored.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:33 am
@dlowan,
Oh!
I thought you were trying to get rid of yours!


dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 05:12 am
@msolga,
No, just trying to share the pai....I mean pleasure.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:39 am
@dlowan,
So, are they behaving themselves tonight?
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:45 am
@msolga,
Occasionally.


I am still shivering.

I nearly put Sebastian through the wool cycle in the washing machine!!!

Couldn't see him at all, and was about to close the door when he jumped out.


I see a need a torch every time I put washing on.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:48 am
@dlowan,
Really?
Are you serious?
Good grief!
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 07:41 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Really?
Are you serious?
Good grief!


You don't joke about such things!
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 07:45 am
@dlowan,
No, of course you wouldn't.
And I wasn't joking, either.
I was more shocked than anything else.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 07:51 am
@msolga,
I'd done his claws and put his ear cleaning stuff in (both of which he hates).

he probably thinks I am out to kill him!

Though, in fact, he's curled up peacefully with Viola (who has been kindly cleaning his ears) looking as loving and trusting as ever.


dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 08:06 am
@dlowan,
Just did the evening pooh run.

Discovered there is now an almost completely pooh boodaloo (in the laundry) and a similarly almost exclusively wee boodaloo (in the study)

I guess it makes sense?
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