Dlowan's very charming cat Miranda has been on death's door many, many times, but she doesn't actually go through
, and inexplicably perks up to charm another day.
Meanwhile, when it looked like Miranda's death was imminent, dlowan went ahead and bought two new kittens that would be delivered in the future, a future that dlowan assumed (with ample reason) would be Miranda-less.
However, Miranda is still charmingly alive. The kittens are nonetheless on the way. What happens next? We shall see, on "As the Fur Flies."