Yea, I may be a little harsh. She wasn't "fat," but definitely not athletic. I saw her earlier this year, she shaped up a bit more...but c'mon.
And stop making me blush, you intimidating little minx.
Blush, huh? I doubt you're blushing. Is it possible to be a mix and intimidating at the same time?
I may have been stretching the truth on the blushing...MAYBE.
A minx is very intimidating. Especially when it has rabies. But don't worry, I'm not talking about your little drooling problem.
I was thinking about doing online dating again too. Match.com blows though. I put a profile on and at the end of it I put the following line.
"What's up with this rule about no profanity? #%@# that!"
Those f*cking nazis wouldn't allow it. Piece of **** fascist #$%#suckers.
Aren't there other dating sites that aren't so goddam ridiculous with the rules?
Maybe one you pay for? Those are the ones I haven't tried.
What do you mean? I would have to pay for Match.com if I joined. Or is it different for women? Do you know any specific sites?
You would? Hmmm, if anything, women would have to pay - I think there are more of us on the online dating sites. But, I could be wrong on that point.
The onion is linked in to a national dating site. Boston.com is also linked into the same one. I bet there are NYC specific sites.
Yeah, I'd have to pay.
I would think it would be the exact opposite of what you said. I would think that they'd let the women get a free ride, because women are a little more cautious about joining a site where thousands of strangers could see them and contact them.
By the way, thanks for the ideas. Maybe I'll check out that onion thing.
I was just checking out the onion - it's a pretty good place to look (for guys for me, anyway).
That isn't much of a selling point for me, but I'll check it out.
I think the way most of these sites work is that there is no membership fee, but then you need to pay a small fee to contact members. Or at least that's how the 'free' sites work.
I think there's actually alot more guys online then women.
Damn wolfpacks, I tell you.
I got a note from a 59 y.o. guy. His profile has 2 pictures. One is of him mking a frownie face and the other is of him kissing a little ceramic cow on the nose.
59? What's your preferred age range? 17-99???
Was the subject of the email "I would like you to be my little cow?"
Lemme see your profile!
My accepted age range is largely ignored. I just now got mail from a 49 y.o.
Actually, after I got tired of the notes I was getting, I left my profile there and changed it. I stated I was looking for friends and opened up the "what I'm looking for section".
I was just going to say, your age range was 20-80. I think you should open it up a little more...there might be the 19 or 81 year old of your dreams out there!
That's a good description though...that's what I can't do. I have to send you this profile I made, it's retarded. It's not really a dating site though.