If anybody laughs at this, I'm going to be upset. Okay?
Okay.
I am still in love with Darlene Gillespie.
Not really Darlene Gillespie but Corky, the girl she played in "Corky and White Shadow" on the M I C- K E Y M O U S E club.
Yes, I know, Gus, the dog is MUCH more attractive, but I was completely smitten. On (i think it was Today is Tuesday, we're going to have a special guest days) that I would fly through my paper route in order to get back home in time to see Darlene be Corky.
o my god, Corky.
(She was
tied to a tree at one point. My ten year old soul yearned, ached, cried out for all the mercies of the universe to let ME fly to her side, instead the white dog got her loose.
( I am sorry to say this, but tonight in my sleep, I fear there will a series of dreams involving Darlene/Corky and some rope.)
In some now forgotten gay bar situation, I was asked who my first love was, and I told them about Corky and no one bothered to ask me to dance for the rest of the night.
I also loved Annette Funicello, but everybody did.
Joe(corky -look at those jeans, jesus, she was mine.)Nation