I knew you couldn't ignore me! I never shave you silly moo. Is your memory as defective as your resolutions. I have no mirror.
Been divorced have you? Well,well.
Very few men understand women. This leads them to create a false idea out of their experiences as a child. Usually of Christian women. Then they marry a pagan who isn't skint or frightened of lions.
And there's you lot on the ID thread trying to create a more paganised womanhood. You're off your trots.
Perhaps you might see now why the Footballer's Wives posts were on topic. That made Thelma and Louise look kittenish.
An ex-editor of Cosmopolitan went on telly to apologise for her part of the mayhem.
The senator from Texas was employing litotes when he spoke of "controversial issues."
I'd bet you wouldn't have written "dipshit" in the presence of ladies 40 years ago.