Ah, I begin to see how you work, gus. You act all pathetic, like a loser and get a girl's sympathy by telling her she's so hot you can't help but "explode" when you think of her, then you tell her she's the best ever (on A2K), beating out all these other women, then once you get her hooked, you move on and repeat this to every other lady out there.
uh huh.
You're no better than the giant rats you look after.
And I think you should put your name in big red letters on your stupid rat sign.
Chai, don't bother with him. He's a two-timer. Well, more than a two-timer, actually. He's a multi-timing ho.
I'm hurt, gus... I really am. Hurt down deep to my core.
But kicky... you were looking for a line - use his - it works.
Ogionik, too. There ya go.
Why don't you take BBB's advice and go back to your room and jack off?
Ho.
Mame, how could you say such hurtful things to me?
Jack off?
Please. I... I ... I am at a loss for words.
I am not at a gold mine, Mame! I have women! I need not to jack off!
Christ!
You don't even know me.
ok... I did jack off one time, back in '57, but how would you know of such an event?
HOW, MAME.....HOW????
I feel as if my life is an open book.
I just feel so..... cheap.
Mame wrote:
I'm hurt, gus... I really am. Hurt down deep to my core.
Don't be hurt Mame. We're one big happy harem:
I remember the first time Green Witch fellated me.
I tossed my head back and laughed in a (presumably) cavalier fashion.
She looked at me and her eyes narrowed.
"Are you laughing, Gustav? After fellatio! Are you such a beast?
I answered all questions to the affirmative.
Don't be vulgar or I won't play with you. Remember, I'm a nice girl.
(a nice girl who is going to go and make dinner for my hubby who doesn't snore)
was it the missing bottom teeth that put you off, GW? I totally understand.
And gus... it's okay. I was just very deeply wounded and didn't realize I'd have to share you.
I'm okay now. Really.
What cult is it we belong to again?
Not to derail the thread or anything, but now I'm thinking, maybe I should just call her and when I get the voicemail, I say, Esmerelda, hi, I hope I'm not bothering you, but I have another question for you. Could you please call me back? Then I can ask her when she calls back.
The only reason I think this might be better is because I have no idea what to do once I send the e-mail and she responds with "no, I don't know anyone from -------."
Good idea?
Yes, that sounds like a good idea kicky
Nice, intelligent (imaginative intelligence that is) girls are usually bad.
Treating them like angels for the world to see is good
Thinking they want always to be treated like angels...is bad
I wouldn't say "I hope I'm not bothering you" - it doesn't sound very assertive for someone who's going to ask someone else out on a date.
I'd say something like:
Roberta, this is Kickycan. I met you (the other day) when I was interviewing for the position of (blah blah). Could you please call me at 123-4567 when you have a few moments?
Thank you.
And then when she calls, say something like:
"Hi Roberta. (generalities, generalities) I was wondering if you'd like to go to ___ with me. I have tickets and I thought we could do dinner, as well."
Or:
"Hi Roberta. (generalities, generalities). I know this great little restaurant near your office and I wondered if you'd like to have dinner with me one night next week."
I don't know, Kicky, it's been so long since I was asked out - I can't remember how it went.
Of course, you could send her an email and ask her if she has a passport.
gheez, none of you people had to work today, except me?
I worked all day with the BOSS.
Kicky quit bein' a wuss.
RH
Oh Ho! Since 5:00 a.m.: I made two breakfasts, including baking powder biscuits and scones, then later I made a pecan pie and lemon meringue pie (from scratch, I might add), and then I made a stuffing and stuffed two roasting chickens, peeled all the veggies which are sitting in pots waiting to be turned on, and in between ragging on gustav, I've been doing research on the internet and editing a book my mother's writing. Now, how's that?
Would you like to eat a little crow now? I'm sure I could find one somewhere.
kicky -- you have decided never to seek employment with the company she works for, right?
If not, then stay the hell away from the personnel chick while you're a potential candidate. If so, then use that as your intro.
