What is a humane way to kill a cat?

....and gus cats have 9 lives, kill it and it will be back!!!
I read it in a book somewhere so it must be true.

I imagine that he has not been train, but is merely plotting your demise. Cats are really not creatures to be trained. Nor are they creatures to forget.

I dunno. Yesterday when I started researching ways to humanely kill a cat, finding nothing, and then strategizing the task myself, I started to emotionally disconnect with him. I started hissing at the cat every time he tried to sit next to me, and praising the dog when she chased him away from me. I didnt touch the cat at all for 2 days, and he started to feel lonely. Today, I allowed him to sit next to me, I petted him and he behaved himself, and then he got down after a short time. If he stops biting me, I won't have an excuse to kill him.

Sooooo.....

Am I manipulating him, or is he manipulating me?

Does it really matter as long as the two of you get along and tolerate each other.

Hissing at him? If the dog is bad do you growl at him?

My dog has never been bad in her life.

You do realize you don't "speak" cat right?

oh, stop....

The cat knows better than to piss me off. If I hiss at him, He stops doing whatever it is that he's doing.

I lost my water bottle.

I hate cats. I shouldnt have a cat. I dont want a cat.

But if I gotta live with one, I gotta be able to communicate with it. My dog understands plain english.

Cats are stupid. He understands that if I say "Pssssssst" at him, I'm pissed, and I'm calling him I say, "MEOOOOOWWW"

I'm NOT proud of it either. I was forced into it.

I ******* hate cats.

Repetition is more of what your dog understands. If you ask your dog how his day was I don't think he will nod his head or frown in response. I believe the cat would have been better off outside on his own. Look what being in a "human" house has gotten him. A rubber band around his balls, and a owner looking up "humane" ways to kill it.

You are a cat person I assume?

I've never asked my dog to try to express to me how her day was, but she does understand several phrases. She's more loke a roomate than a dog.

My cat is more like a live-in boyfriend who doesnt have a job and never cleans his toilet.

I am an animal person.

Yep thats me.
I'm going now... and my balls are coming with me.

did you pack them? or are you carrying them on your person?

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you have a bf

Perhaps it is run on batteries that way it doesn't talk back and it if it does she can just change the batteries and give it a new out look on life... or hum at

a few...

are they squeamish when you mess with your hairband?

Sounds even better as a match with Leona.

I like how you all are getting to my core issues! This is like therapy! On a "humane ways to kill a cat thread" when I discussed my homocidal ideas, you people are starting to get into my issues with men. I only live with a female dog (who, by the way, does no wrong) and a male cat who I castrated myself. Those facts led you to asking what kinda personal relationships I have. I really think you might be onto somethin.... Lemme think about this a little bit... I admit I have some issues with men... I'm NOT gay tho. There are no gays from rural montana. I wish I had a husband, but men tend to hurt me. Then when they're done they go hurt someone else. I always like to have a close girlfriend. My girlfriends are what keep me sane. I just wouldn't live with a girl. I'd rather be a couple with a man. But, I'm 35 and have yet to find a man who didnt hurt me. So...Heres Zeke MeRare...balls cut, and I'm considering killing him. We cant help but theorize that the two problems are probebly not unrelated