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What is a humane way to kill a cat?

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 01:53 pm
@Ticomaya,
Ticomaya wrote:
If I lived in Mesa, I'd probably bitch a lot too.

Um, no offense intended, dys.
jesusBastard
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 04:40 pm
@Ticomaya,
You're such a bitch.
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emshae
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 11:53 am
well isn't this one suppose to be about cats?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 02:51 pm
@emshae,
Sadly you have a solid point there.
Quote:
well isn't this one suppose to be about cats?

This once was a very interesting thread about cat's and cat ownership until it was hijacked.
Seed
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 02:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
the roll has done her job.
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 06:10 pm
What is a humane way to kill a cat?

Old age?
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 06:27 pm
@JTT,
Pique its curiosity.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 07:02 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Pique its curiosity.

BEST ANSWER IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD! http://i45.tinypic.com/2wlyf45.jpg
margo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 07:05 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

patiodog wrote:

Pique its curiosity.

BEST ANSWER IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD! http://i45.tinypic.com/2wlyf45.jpg



That's what we pay him the big money for!
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 08:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
I'm not dumping on patiodog, but jespah sorta did this one back on page 1, Post: # 3,076,435
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 09:43 pm
@JTT,
So she did.

I've no claim to originality, then.
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jesusBastard
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jan, 2010 02:53 am
Get a box, buy a vacuum cleaner at a thrift store, cut off the hose, cut a hole in the box, stick the hose in the box, put the cat in the box, tape it shut, cut in a small vent on the other side, attach the hose to the muffler of your truck, turn it on, wait 5-10 minutes, check for movement, wait 20 more minutes for good measure, open the box, and check for a pulse. You should leave your window open. I would anyway.
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jan, 2010 07:30 am
@jesusBastard,
You should check out page 1 as well JB
http://able2know.org/topic/111313-1#post-3075950
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sat 27 Feb, 2010 02:49 pm
What is a humane way to kill a cat?

dynamite
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jesusBastard
 
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Reply Sat 27 Feb, 2010 03:25 pm
I havent killed my cat yet.
margo
 
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Reply Sat 27 Feb, 2010 03:29 pm
@jesusBastard,
Apparently, he hasn't killed you either - which is even more remarkable!
jesusBastard
 
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Reply Sat 27 Feb, 2010 04:20 pm
@margo,
HA! Like to see him TRY!!!
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 28 Feb, 2010 06:23 pm
@jesusBastard,
jesusBastard wrote:
HA! Like to see him TRY!!!

Me too.
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thewelder6864
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2012 02:35 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Ok put the kitty in a plastic box take a can of eather and insert the straw in a small hole u make and he or she will slowly go to sleep after there out xo not open the box they will briefly suck in one last breath then ope the box its the same way the day it in a kill shelter
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Rikrulfr
 
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Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 09:59 pm
Pour engine antifreeze/ coolant into a dish, the cat will like the sweet smell and begin drinking it, it will get very sleepy and then dream it's way to cat heaven. Antifreeze/ coolant is highly poisonous to animals, but in gentle humane way.
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