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What is a humane way to kill a cat?

 
 
IsmailaGodHasHeard
 
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Reply Tue 18 Dec, 2012 11:56 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Stop being selfish and have the vet do it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 05:11 am
@IsmailaGodHasHeard,
You're addressing a post that's almost 5 years old. It's highly likely that cat is no longer amongst the living. Pay attention to the small details. Rolling Eyes
thack45
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 10:22 am
@tsarstepan,
no time for details when you're posting over 60 times in two days
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 02:20 pm
@thack45,
thack45 wrote:
no time for details when you're posting over 60 times in two days

That's nowhere near my record!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:12 pm
@Ticomaya,
You ride horses?
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nothingtodo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:30 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
You take a cat which is capable of running away as you said, into the most beautiful wilderness you can find and you leave it there.. This means the cat experiences living alone properly in absolute choice of where to finally lay and die, not only that, goes to the calmest, rightest spiritual place for an animal.

Or you may have always petted it, then you plug in the carbon monoxide exhaust from a generator in a box on your knee, say your goodbyes and let an OD of sedatives take the pain of slowly leaving.
Then you bury her/him shallow, quite shallow and put a few rocks on to keep the animals off and allow that same return to wilderness.

Or finally you let nature take its course and maybe you will be there right at the end, maybe not. Sedatives are good.

In a sane world however, death would be naturally sedated. Final resting place would preferably be the ocean, it is volatile with energy and spirit, particularly the pacific.

You could invite the chakras into your teepee and develop a cat like accord with your spirit animal though... that might be quite the hunt, even according to medical science.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:38 pm
@nothingtodo,
I don't believe the cat ever existed. It is a non cat. It had no mortal coil to shuffle off. No feet to be nailed to the perch by. It pines for no fjords. It has no consciousness from which to pass into sleep. It is non dead because it existed only in the fevered imagination of a disreputable capybara farming, slow loris loving trickster known here as Gus but by different names in every culture.
nothingtodo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:41 pm
@dlowan,
Many a cat does exist, as does many a shotgun wielding ponderer of death.

I had a friend once, an alsation with no name...
I very burly man of a man, blew a hole in it, since ticks are shame.
I had no name to call out, to reason no return.
Nor did I have access to a vet, a lotion or its urn.
He told me straight one day after, It really must be done.
Though I only went so far myself, on wild birds, with my own gun.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:41 pm
@dlowan,
I think the Navajo for Gus is Coyote.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:58 pm
@roger,
I think this think alsoly.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2012 03:58 pm
@nothingtodo,
Great catterel!
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AJ Riddell
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:09 pm
@kickycan,
I'd like slam your sick ass against a wall you ******* coward. Come see me on SE Rockwood street in Milwaukie Oregon 97222 and ill share my specific skillset with you. Sick ******* piece of human ****..
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:11 pm
@AJ Riddell,
Oh calm down, I don't think he was being serious.
AJ Riddell
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:14 pm
@jcboy,
Too much of that kind of treatment happens to the defenseless for me to take those comments lightly.
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:15 pm
@AJ Riddell,
Me too but I know that if he were serious other members of this forum would have jumped on his butt in a heartbeat.
panzade
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:16 pm
This thread was a joke and it's five years old and I know Kicky loves cats cause he owns one...so relax
Val Killmore
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:21 pm
@panzade,
Are you sure it's not the cat who owns Kicky?
Val Killmore
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:26 pm
@jcboy,
Ya some people here likes to butt rape people as they do to effeminate prisoners in prisons. Don't drop the soap.
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:28 pm
@Val Killmore,
Something tells me that’s something you don’t have to worry about. Most don’t find flabby asses attractive.
Val Killmore
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2013 08:31 pm
@jcboy,
Oh we getting intimate. How would you know that if you haven't spent a night with me honey boo?
 

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