Are there actually women who DON'T like giving oral sex?

I think women just generally love to play with the penis. They like to watch it grow, find new ways to make it grow, smack it on their tongues, flick it, yank it, slap it, rub it, squeeze it, and otherwise manipulate it; sometimes it is with serious intent, but a lot of the time it's more like they're just giggling and playing with a favorite toy that never fails to amuse. Kind of like how men are with boobs.

As far as men go, sure, there are a lot of guys who are very excited about the female genitalia, and like to get in there and play around like it's some kind of new toy they've found, but for most guys, it's like, yeah, okay, I'll go down there and do my duty. Sure it's a turn-on to turn somebody on, but the female area is just so loaded with flaps and folds and hanging things and hidden things and inner and outer parts of things, and usually it's all covered in some kind of viscous fluid that, in and of itself is not disgusting or repulsive or anything, but it's definitely not something you want to gulp down like chocolate milk or spread on your toast in the morning. It's just not much like a toy down there. It's more like some kind of Rubik's cube or maze that takes focus and concentration to conquer. Unlike the penis, the vulva is a much more serious and delicate thing. It needs to be handled with care and precision, not jostled and played around with like a toy.

Right?

I have never met a woman who didn't like giving oral. Swallowing, maybe about fifty percent.

I have heard of women who don't like having a penis in their mouth, but I think they are mythical creatures, like unicorns.

What do you think?

kickycan wrote:

I think women just generally love to play with the penis. They like to watch it grow, find new ways to make it grow, smack it on their tongues, flick it, yank it, slap it, rub it, squeeze it, and otherwise manipulate it; sometimes it is with serious intent, but a lot of the time it's more like they're just giggling and playing with a favorite toy that never fails to amuse. Kind of like how men are with boobs.

As far as men go, sure, there are a lot of guys who are very excited about the female genitalia, and like to get in there and play around like it's some kind of new toy they've found, but for most guys, it's like, yeah, okay, I'll go down there and do my duty. Sure it's a turn-on to turn somebody on, but the female area is just so loaded with flaps and folds and hanging things and hidden things and inner and outer parts of things, and usually it's all covered in some kind of viscous fluid that, in and of itself is not disgusting or repulsive or anything, but it's definitely not something you want to gulp down like chocolate milk or spread on your toast in the morning. It's just not much like a toy down there. It's more like some kind of Rubik's cube or maze that takes focus and concentration to conquer. Unlike the penis, the vulva is a much more serious and delicate thing. It needs to be handled with care and precision, not jostled and played around with like a toy.

Right?

This should be printed somewhere for posterity. It's just so ..... perfect.

but it's definitely not something you want to gulp down like chocolate milk or spread on your toast in the morning.

kickycan wrote:

but it's definitely not something you want to gulp down like chocolate milk or spread on your toast in the morning.

Speak for yourself!

kickycan wrote:

I have never met a woman who didn't like giving oral. Swallowing, maybe about fifty percent.

I have heard of women who don't like having a penis in their mouth, but I think they are mythical creatures, like unicorns.

What do you think?

Umm...were talking straight women here, I guess?

Roxxxanne wrote:

kickycan wrote:

I have never met a woman who didn't like giving oral. Swallowing, maybe about fifty percent.

I have heard of women who don't like having a penis in their mouth, but I think they are mythical creatures, like unicorns.

What do you think?

Umm...were talking straight women here, I guess?

Good point. I agree that lesbians would be much less inclined to put a penis in their mouth.

But I bet there is a good number of them who wouldn't be totally against fondling and/or playing with one just out of curiosity at it's wondrously fascinating powers of elongation.

I agree with dlowan....while penises are definiitley fun, they don't walk down the steps, or play music and you can't make animals shapes out of them. :wink:

I agree with dlowan....while penises are definiitely fun, they don't walk down the steps, or play music, and you can't make animal shapes out of them. :wink:

I took a Barbie ballerina tutu and put it on his penis. He didn't notice until he went to pee. End of that relationship, men sometimes take their penis' very seriously.