Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

Or spelling.

Maybe you had to be there.

Unlikely GB.
This episode, like the Holocaust, never happened.

Oh?

Check out our joke tellers posts on the Shoa.
It's no joke

I assume the 'joke' that Carlos posted had something to do with poultry? I've had the fool on ignore for a while now and have no intention of looking at anything he posts.

I'm glad that many participants have put me in ignore, because next "bad jokes" are really bad jokes.

-I don't know why Pitt married Angelina Jolie when he have nothing to play with right over her waist...

-What about if rather than tortures caused by Nazis, we see a case of a mass anorexia disorder?

-(This joke appeared in a Brazilian news magazine)

A group of adult male tourists approached to the traveling agent, and secretly asked the attendant if it was true that in Brazil abounds the pedophilia disorder.

"No, in reality such is not what is happening here, but we let the rumor running around because foments tourism to our country."

Andy, I don't understand anything Carlos posts, he's either brilliant or stupid. I doubt it's the former because brilliant tends to fascinate while stupid evokes pity.

Note to Panzade, I see far too much of Carlos here already. I'm in no mood to waste one more micro-minute of finite time pursuing dullards. But I appreciate
the tip off.

A little refinement on gus's joke.

Two guys were already a bit sauced when they walked into the bar, and asked the bartender why he had such a long face.

It was a horse.

Fellow with a German accent asked me, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

"No," I told him. "I'm a Latvian and my name isn't Walter."

Q: What does a pirate charge for corn?
A: A buck an ear.

A very bad joke for the ones not afraid to read it... and the ones not tired to see me writing it in this place...

A farmer brought a new rooster to take care of the chicken in his farm. And after letting the bird going free inside the fenced area, he started to watch his behavior. The farmer put his riffle at one side and smoked from his pipe while observing.

The new rooster called the attention of all the hens who were happy to see the new male in the farm. The old rooster came out from between the birds to confront the new and young competitor.

-So, you are the new man here, eh?
-Yup. And I heard that tomorrow the owner will make chicken soup with you.
-Are you sure you hear that? Ha!..That is funny when it comes from a dude who can't run.
-What you just said, old shoe? I can run, I can run 100 times faster than you!
-If what you just said is true, then we must race to confirm your words.
-Done. Lets start right now.

The old rooster pointed the owner's location as the finishing line.

_OK, lets go- said the younger rooster.-Ready?
-Wait. Look, I'm old, at least give me ten feet from your location and lets start the race.
-Fine with me, go ahead.

The old rooster walked the ten feet in front of the younger one, and after crying "go!", both birds started racing.

The owner watched both coming towards him. The older coming first and the younger coming second. He then took his riffle and Pump! gave a perfect shot on the younger rooster.

_Damn! One thousand times, damn! We live in sad days... Every time I buy a new young rooster they go behind the old rooster instead of going behind the hens!!!

Have you seen the new pirate movie??? It's rated Rrrrrrrrrggghhh

Actually, the punch line is 'damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.'

HH, that's the way I heard that joke.

Oh, I see, The joke comes from years before sodomites were called "gay". Those were much better years, societies were more clean and decent...

I thought that one was good, hinge.