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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 03:19 am
dadpad wrote:
Roxxxanne wrote:
dadpad wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Of course you do...

You're a man.


I dont.


Next, you are going to claim you don't masturbate either.


<shrug> it's ....nice... in the same way as a kiss on the back of the knee but not something I'd ever ask for.


The back of the knee is an erogenous zone - if you kiss me there it makes me quiver...

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 03:27 am
ossobuco wrote:
Malek,

Montana is a very interesting brave gritty woman with strong individual principles and great humor and resilience.

Your courteous instincts were right on.



Osso (female, by the way)


Where as I am a loose, cowardy woman, with no principles and can resist anything but temptation...

x
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 03:43 am
smorgs wrote:

Where as I am a loose, cowardy woman, with no principles and can resist anything but temptation...
x


You forgott desperate smorgypie.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 04:59 am
I am NEVER desperate!

...just picky.

x
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 05:11 am
[Roxxxane - question: do you go by another name with the initials TPN on another board??
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 05:12 am
Actually, I'm not THAT picky either...

Not even a pulse is required - rigour can be helpful in the bedroom.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 05:24 am
happycat wrote:
[Roxxxane - question: do you go by another name with the initials TPN on another board??


Who? Me?

x
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 06:30 am
smorgs wrote:
happycat wrote:
[Roxxxane - question: do you go by another name with the initials TPN on another board??


Who? Me?

x


no not you...Roxxanne - but nevermind, it is her...I recognize the avatar.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 12:06 pm
Anyone ever notice that one RCH is about the same diameter as unwaxed dental floss?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 01:13 pm
He who lickety split get hair in teeth, by crackety!
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 01:18 pm
No it isn't, cj
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 01:45 pm
I actually knew a machinist that kept an RCH on hand in case anyone told him his tolerances were off.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 02:24 pm
At last, a subject I can get my teeth into. Gently of course!
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malek
 
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Reply Fri 22 Dec, 2006 10:51 pm
smorgs wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
Malek,

Montana is a very interesting brave gritty woman with strong individual principles and great humor and resilience.

Your courteous instincts were right on.



Osso (female, by the way)


Where as I am a loose, cowardy woman, with no principles and can resist anything but temptation...

x


Thank you Ossobuco.

Smorg, I think you're joking with me again. :wink:
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 01:38 am
malek wrote:
smorgs wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
Malek,

Montana is a very interesting brave gritty woman with strong individual principles and great humor and resilience.

Your courteous instincts were right on.



Osso (female, by the way)


Where as I am a loose, cowardy woman, with no principles and can resist anything but temptation...

x


Thank you Ossobuco.

Smorg, I think you're joking with me again. :wink:


Suck-up.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 02:30 am
malek wrote:


Thank you Ossobuco.

Smorg, I think you're joking with me again. :wink:


Malek, beware wimmins of A2K is evil. do not get too close or you too will be enslaved.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 02:47 am
dadpad wrote:
malek wrote:


Thank you Ossobuco.

Smorg, I think you're joking with me again. :wink:


Malek, beware wimmins of A2K is evil. do not get too close or you too will be enslaved.


Nonsense.


We are soft, gentle, fluffy, harmless saints.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 03:04 am
sireens one and all and dat be truth.

Quick, someone tie me too a mast.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 03:33 am
dadpad wrote:
sireens one and all and dat be truth.

Quick, someone tie me too a mast.



Hmmm...you wanna be tied up?


You naughtaroo, you.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:18 am
squinney wrote:
(Waving to Montana!)

Wassup, girlfriend?


(Waving right back at ya Squinney!)

People at work driving me a little batty is about all that's happening in my little world these days, but I can't complain.

How about you, girl?
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