Oral Sex

I dunno. When you put it like THAT Bear it just sounds so...R.

KP - Now, that's a handy guide!

Or you could just go down and sort it out.

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smorgs wrote:

Or you could just go down and sort it out.

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Is this pun intended, smorgs?

squinney wrote:

I dunno. When you put it like THAT Bear it just sounds so...R.

KP - Now, that's a handy guide!

wow, ya'll are gonna get poor malek so confused.

malek, just so you know, squinny and bi-polar bear aka Bear are married (to each other)

All you need to know right now about the Bear is he takes every opportunity to jump squinny's bones.there are several others here who make the beast with two backs, with or without the benefit of the clergy or justice of the peace.

malek, my name is smorgs btw...

Just in case no-one introduces us.

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Mame - Did you miss this earlier post?

smorgs wrote:

malek, my name is smorgs btw...

Just in case no-one introduces us.

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Subtlety isn't her strong point today. Good thing Malek hasn't posted his location!

My word! The Yanks are getting awfully frisky!

Didn't know you Americans had oral...

Bet you don't get down and dirty though - like us Euro's :wink:

Probably use mouthwash, douches and dental dams.

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smorgs wrote:

My word! The Yanks are getting awfully frisky!

Didn't know you Americans had oral...

Bet you don't get down and dirty though - like us Euro's :wink:

Probably use mouthwash, douches and dental dams.

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smorgs perhaps you will want to start an analingus thread.... you don't sound provincial at all to me....

squinney wrote:

Mame - Did you miss this earlier post?

smorgs wrote:

malek, my name is smorgs btw...

Just in case no-one introduces us.

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Subtlety isn't her strong point today. Good thing Malek hasn't posted his location!

She is rather forward, isn't she?

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

smorgs wrote:

My word! The Yanks are getting awfully frisky!

Didn't know you Americans had oral...

Bet you don't get down and dirty though - like us Euro's :wink:

Probably use mouthwash, douches and dental dams.

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smorgs perhaps you will want to start an analingus thread.... you don't sound provincial at all to me....

I'm no provincial gal - I'm an international woman of mystery!

We just call it 'rimming'!

(analingus, my arse)

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Montana wrote:

I agree too

So do I but both at once is nice as well. :wink:

Montana wrote:

I agree too

Can I come up to New Brunswick and do you, Montana?

Malek - That aint no lady. That's Montana.

Montana, meet Malek. Malek, Montana.

(Now that you know each other... )

squinney wrote:

Malek - That aint no lady. That's Montana.

Montana, meet Malek. Malek, Montana.

(Now that you know each other... )

I reserve my judgement on your first statement squinney. Montana hasn't reacted yet and if it was a joke between friends who know each other well, then I apologize.
It's just that Victor started the thread by apparently being shocked that a woman would dare to talk about oral sex, and within a short space of time he's making comments like that to Montana.

I thought that his unsubtlety towards Montana may have been an indicator as to his style of writing, and therefore why his email friend had chosen to respond with a law Statute! :wink:

I believe I was here first, monty

Don't make me scratch your eyes out - besides, you are younger than me...

Age before beauty!

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