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My husband looks at soy

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 08:56 am
jespah wrote:
Last night, we went food shopping, and bought chocolate soy milk, the kind in a box that's supposed to keep for months unrefrigerated. Except I have drunk about 1/2 of it already. Suddenly, I feel the need to buy a Subaru.

RP is, so far, free of the soy milk and its effects, but I might slip it in his latte.



That'll take the cilia off his cell wall.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 02:14 pm
Hey! This is getting serial. We have found a way into Occum's mind and then flip him to a stucco eating, gay Socialist.

Are you feeling like there is a cheese slicer dangling over your head and that it could drop at any second, taking a slice of cheese with it? Occum's Cheese Slicer. No wonder you wear that ridiculous hat.

We are taking over the world through stucco and soy mixed with a little Soylent Green. Hah, hah, hah, she laughs crazily, weaving her way out of the room, reeling at the thought of so much power.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 02:28 pm
We'll have nun of that.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 04:48 pm
You two are soytainly funny!
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 04:51 pm
The cheese is primarily designed to protect me from penetrating thoughts of the evil Flatlander, but I thought it would keep me safe from this too. This is some very dangerous stuff. Shocked
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Dec, 2006 06:02 pm
Soyscience is an up and coming field, indeed, but is it flat enough for government works?

(I'll just go ahead and groan myself.)
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 12:22 am
Nimh, you need to at least give it a try. As shewolf will tell you, soy is a health food. Succosoylent, the next all around good for you food. You'll soon be a gay caballero. Didn't you know that's why Dys wears cowboy boots and the Stetson?

Gotta go to bed--my eNUNciation is getting all slithery and blurry. I'm baaad.

Jo, that does deserve another GROAN.

G'night all.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 10:40 am
Your husband drives down the highway at 3am, stopping at various rest stops looking for his fix of soy.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 12:42 pm
I never forget the episode of the Drew Carrey Show when Mimi presented
Drew with this birthday cake made completely from Soy, and after eating some of it he had to attend a board meeting and everything was quiet in the room when flatulence set in. Poor Drew had a hard time.....

gosh that was one of the best episodes.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 12:58 pm
Diane wrote:
Nimh, you need to at least give it a try.


Don't do it, Nimh. It's really really really really not worth it.

In any way.

Try drugs, any drugs, first.

Once you've tried 'em all ...

No. Not even then.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 03:05 pm
It's all a bunch of nunsense, isn't it, the whole thing - to soy, or not to soy...
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tycoon
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 04:28 pm
My ex-wife ran off with a guy named Soy Lecithin. It's a bad as Lex Luthor in my book.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 04:41 pm
I had soybeans before my sushi last night, so I guess I'm just bi-curious.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 04:46 pm
http://www.supeline.com/garbonzo.jpg
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 05:12 pm
Tycoon, that's funny...

Dys, watch those garbanzos in your gaspacho or

you'll be fulla beans.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 17 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
This last banter reminded me of a video I saw on TV while in Costa Rica. Spanish speakers will no doubt enjoy it more, but there's quite a bit of English in it too. Click Here
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 18 Dec, 2006 08:16 pm
I watched the video for the fun motion capture animation, O'Bill...And it was still very catchy, even though I barely understood a word...
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