but stucco is hundreds of years old, ain't it?
Stucco was invented in 1973 by an out of work japanese chef trying to break into the construction industry. His name was Soylent Green. He is now retired and lives in Sun City Arizona with his gay lover and drives a golf cart.
Occum, how could you???? I've heard how nice you are despite being a Republican. Now you've gone and done it. The cowboy is gay, has inhaled way too much stucco and has become irradiated by Soylent Geen. He is even starting to talk about getting a golf cart.
Gawd, when will it end?
My brother lived in San Diego for about 30 years. Once back in the late 70's he was on the sofa (Mission Style) watching the telly when there was a quake. His entire ceiling came down around and on top of him. When FEMA and the Corps of Engineers evaluted the damages they did spectroanalysis of the fallen stucco and reported (in writing) there was inadequate tofu in the stucco mix so he was not entitled to assistance for rebuilding/repairs.
Suddenly I'm feeling soyicidal.
Diane wrote:Occum, how could you???? I've heard how nice you are despite being a Republican. Now you've gone and done it. The cowboy is gay, has inhaled way too much stucco and has become irradiated by Soylent Geen. He is even starting to talk about getting a golf cart.
Gawd, when will it end?
I always thought I was independent, but the other day I learned I'm a liberal
and the cowboy just told me I'm a socialist!
And Deb concurred.
Hell, for all I know, I'm gay.
Mame, you and oaao should take your act on the road--join the girl comic groups.
Occum, go figure; who would suspect with that cheese hat on your head? Ya gotta admit, it makes a cowboy hat look downright traditional.
[size=7]But it is really cute[/size].
Osso, I'm going to remember to use the phrase "advanced fibulation" in conversation as soon as I can. It's impressive!
Mame wrote:Suddenly I'm feeling soyicidal.
That was one of the better soy puns this thread has seen.
OCCOM BILL wrote:Hell, for all I know, I'm gay.
Sad. Another victim of stucco-tofu-vapors, I expect. (Stofucco? Is that the proper term?)
OCCOM BILL wrote:Diane wrote:Occum, how could you???? I've heard how nice you are despite being a Republican. Now you've gone and done it. The cowboy is gay, has inhaled way too much stucco and has become irradiated by Soylent Geen. He is even starting to talk about getting a golf cart.
Gawd, when will it end?
I always thought I was independent, but the other day I learned I'm a liberal
and the cowboy just told me I'm a socialist!
And Deb concurred.
Hell, for all I know, I'm gay.
Hmmmmm....betterer and betterer.
cyphercat wrote:(Stofucco? Is that the proper term?)
That sounds like you're trying to shut someone up.
A nd this, boys and girls, is why I never eat stucco.
Hehheh, Setanta hasnt seen Borat... :wink:
Last night, we went food shopping, and bought chocolate soy milk, the kind in a box that's supposed to keep for months unrefrigerated. Except I have drunk about 1/2 of it already. Suddenly, I feel the need to buy a Subaru.
RP is, so far, free of the soy milk and its effects, but I might slip it in his latte.
