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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 13 May, 2022 04:59 am
@coluber2001,
on a similar theme

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2022 07:58 am
My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.

Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2022 04:42 am

https://iili.io/Wiasbs.jpg
coluber2001
 
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Reply Fri 20 May, 2022 05:31 pm
@Region Philbis,
Clever and a big groan.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 21 May, 2022 04:35 am
https://iili.io/X3oWGt.jpg
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2022 05:27 pm

https://iili.io/XM2Fxs.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 02:51 am
I had a happy childhood.

All us kids used to put each other in tires and we would roll down the hills.

Those were Goodyears.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 02:53 am
Did everyone read my chiropractic joke I posted.....

it was about a week back?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 02:59 am
Advert:
Accountant needed $75k - $$80k.

Me: Read your ad.... no need for an accountant....

The answer is -$5k.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 03:01 am
I asked my wife.. why did you marry me?

She said because I was funny.

I replied... but I thought it was because I was sexy & intelligent...

& then she laughed & laughed & said.... see!!!!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 03:04 am
I walked in to a Plumbing store.....

and I saw a sign that said "Stainless Steel Sinks"

And I thought - "no ****"
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2022 03:04 am
I don't understand why people don't like lazy people.

They didn't do anything
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2022 12:40 pm
@Wilso,
ha ha ha
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2022 01:11 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:

https://iili.io/X3oWGt.jpg


Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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M0rgan
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2022 09:30 am
(This is REALLY bad)

A skeleton walks into a pub and orders a Guiness and a mop.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2022 01:13 am
My mate got a message from his wife......

"Sex is better on holidays"

No the best postcard he's ever received
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2022 01:15 am
I've recently been suffering from Tom Jones syndrome...

I went to see the doctor, but he dismissed me saying, it's not unusual.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2022 01:20 am
I have 2 unwritten rules that I live by.

1.

2.

Hope they help you.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2022 01:22 am
I just tried to escape the Apple store.......

I couldn't because there were no Windows.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2022 01:28 am
Her: I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.

Him: For the last time, it’s “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”
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