Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

Gave you a thumbs up on that one, Izzy.

I hate doing it, because I do not want people to think of my country that way...but right now, we are in the sewer.

Thanks Frank, it was a while back now and the UK was complicit.

You mean the imagined insult I have asked you multiple times to cite?

The imagined insult I have told you multiple times never occured?
I don't know how I ever could have insulted, or anything else to your autisic son, as I have never directed any comment in any way shape or form to or about him.

Again, please find whatever it is I said about your autisic son, and link.
As I have said, put up or shut up.

You won't be able to find anything, because it doesn't exist anywhere.

Since you can't answer a civil question, I have to think you're unable to.

Never indicated you are a friend. I asked a question.

The only bad joke here is you.

You have a huge sense of entitlement, demanding I speak to you.

You argued with the Kid over your support of transphobic comments made by Ricky Gervais, and when you lost you then started insulting autistic people, particularly my other son who you have never met.

I do’t want to talk to you. I never initiate conversation, yet you keep pestering me.

I don’t want to talk to you because you are a disgusting bigot.

I don’t want to debate it, I don’t want to have anything to do with you.

This is a jokes thread, FFS>

I know, and I’ve made it clear that I do not wish to engage Chai and why that is.

I have ignored her for months, but she won’t give up.

I never initiate conversation.

I agree. Thanks for the reminder Set

I'm not interested in another of your hysterical fits. If you don't have a joke to post, why not visit another thread.

anyway...

Before my surgery my anesthesiologist asked me if I'd prefer to go with gas, or to get hit in the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

Thud

G R O A N

What’s brown and sticky?
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(punchline in white font)
A stick.

A stick.

I think that is the best worst joke that I have ever heard.

Just helped to bury the world's fattest man. A massive undertaking. (Gary Delaney).

Massive undertaking?

You mean he was Catholic?