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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 12:31 pm
@chai2,
I’m sitting here with my autistic son. The one you insulted despite having had no dealings with.

He is a beautiful, lovely person and you are a repulsive bigot.

Don’t talk to me, you’re disgusting.

This is about the third time I’ve had to say this.

You’re nothing like my friend.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 12:51 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

On a documentary about the lead up to the last Gulf war a Mexican diplomat is quoted as saying, “So far from God, so close to the United States of America.”

I told a mate thinking the meaning was fairly clear only to spend the next ten minutes trying to explain it to him.


Gave you a thumbs up on that one, Izzy.

I hate doing it, because I do not want people to think of my country that way...but right now, we are in the sewer.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 01:31 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Thanks Frank, it was a while back now and the UK was complicit.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 01:58 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

I’m sitting here with my autistic son. The one you insulted despite having had no dealings with.




You mean the imagined insult I have asked you multiple times to cite?

The imagined insult I have told you multiple times never occured?
I don't know how I ever could have insulted, or anything else to your autisic son, as I have never directed any comment in any way shape or form to or about him.

Again, please find whatever it is I said about your autisic son, and link.
As I have said, put up or shut up.

You won't be able to find anything, because it doesn't exist anywhere.

Since you can't answer a civil question, I have to think you're unable to.

Never indicated you are a friend. I asked a question.

The only bad joke here is you.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 02:05 pm
@chai2,
You have a huge sense of entitlement, demanding I speak to you.

You argued with the Kid over your support of transphobic comments made by Ricky Gervais, and when you lost you then started insulting autistic people, particularly my other son who you have never met.

I do’t want to talk to you. I never initiate conversation, yet you keep pestering me.

I don’t want to talk to you because you are a disgusting bigot.

I don’t want to debate it, I don’t want to have anything to do with you.

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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 02:07 pm
This is a jokes thread, FFS>
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 02:11 pm
@Setanta,
I know, and I’ve made it clear that I do not wish to engage Chai and why that is.

I have ignored her for months, but she won’t give up.

I never initiate conversation.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 02:11 pm
@Setanta,
I agree. Thanks for the reminder Set
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 02:17 pm
@izzythepush,
I'm not interested in another of your hysterical fits. If you don't have a joke to post, why not visit another thread.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 04:47 pm

anyway...












https://i.imgur.com/kPCBFmt.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 05:19 pm

https://i.imgur.com/FVVpm96.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 04:07 pm

https://i.imgur.com/qtvcvVs.jpg
panzade
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 09:32 am
Before my surgery my anesthesiologist asked me if I'd prefer to go with gas, or to get hit in the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 06:04 pm
@panzade,
Thud
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 06:15 pm
@Region Philbis,
G R O A N
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2020 07:14 am

https://i.imgur.com/uCd9FP8.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2020 09:52 am
@Region Philbis,
What’s brown and sticky?
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(punchline in white font)
A stick.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2020 11:28 am
@tsarstepan,
A stick.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2020 09:01 pm
@panzade,
I think that is the best worst joke that I have ever heard. Razz
lmur
 
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Reply Sun 31 May, 2020 08:09 am
Just helped to bury the world's fattest man. A massive undertaking. (Gary Delaney).
 

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