hinge and region are killing it tonight.
@Region Philbis,
You only call Dog when you need a Lab report.
@roger,
We had a golden retriever, and he didn't know how.
We call the dog "Tree" for the bark.
@Region Philbis,
A maniac has been terrorising a nudist camp with a razor blade.
Inspector Keith Smith has had a tip off but is expected to make a full recovery.
Pizzicato is a playing technique that involves plucking the strings of a string instrument.
@Region Philbis,
Thought they were olives at first glance.
@hingehead,
Dude... I was eating lunch when I read that!
My therapist says I’m imagining things but I’m not too concerned because I don’t have a therapist.
Joke of the Week from the Fitz Files
A 10-year-old girl asks her mum, "Mummy, how was I born?"
The Mum smiled and replied: "Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in and I took care of it every day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we made love without a condom!"
