@Region Philbis,
It's an amazing place where us humans can inhabit. Some people live in the same village or town for all their lives, and some people travel around the world. Some people lack any formal education, and some people earn enough knowledge about a subject to earn a PhD. The varied lives on this planet are many. Those of us who live in developed countries are fortunate to have the opportunities that are provided to us. The ability of us to be able to communicate with people half way around the world is an amazing thing that humans have been able to accomplish. The future still holds many creations and inventions we're not even thinking about, but I believe our generation have seen much in terms of advances in science and technology, and feel fortunate to be living in it. Sorry for this long, unrelated blurb in a joke forum. Whoa; maybe, it's all a joke.
What's on the stove and is classified?
Pot secret.
@Walter Hinteler,
Paul Daniels: I said to this fella ‘Is there a B&Q in Henley?’ He said “No, there’s an H, an E, an N, and L and a Y’
Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he’s in a bad mewd.
@hingehead,
The perfect job for Donald Trump.
@hingehead,
That rusty nail didn't do its job, because he came back to life.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shoe salesman, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’
The shoe salesman replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try'
The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shoe salesman was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The salesman watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration.....
"Sonuvabiatch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
@Region Philbis,
I'm sure the South Koreans love this one!
law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class
me: *slides a $20 across the desk* how about now
@hingehead,
Air conditioners are to cool the school.
@Walter Hinteler,
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Why don't you ever see ants in church?
Because they are insects.
Stealing this for the Facebook bugspotting group.
@tsarstepan,
Are you sure it's not for your Facebook Churchy Joe group?
@Walter Hinteler,
yea, but, "onward christian soldiers....."
