@Frank Apisa,
I just reposted this on Facebook. Then, too late, it occurred to me that's prob'ly where panzade got it to begin with.
Oh yeah. When I spotted it on FB I thought of you guys.
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:I just reposted this on Facebook
when you posted it, your friends (a different sub-set than panz's) saw it...
My friend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?”
I said, “Mate, I think that’s a myth.”
He said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly."...
I bought one of those anti-bullying wrist bands the other day.
Well, when I say bought, I actually stole it from a short, fat, ginger kid.
@hingehead,
ok, sometimes I tell these bad jokes to Wally or Wallete as if otis made them up.
This is clearly one of those times.
I took my son out for his first beer last night. It was about time for that.
We tried Coor’s…he didn’t like it, so I drank it.
We tried Budweiser…he didn’t like it, so I drank it.
We tried Molson Ale…he didn’t like it, so I drank it.
We tried Rolling Rock, Guinness, Sam Adams, and Yuengling..and he didn’t like any of those, so I drank them.
Man, I was toasted.
Damn near tipped his stroller over as we left the bar.
100% of homeless horses are unstable
I'll show myself out....
Light travels much faster than sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
People do not love you. People love their perception of you.
