Has anyone done the seasonal "ethnic" joke that knocked me out in, I think, eighth grade:
Q. What's Irish and lies around outside the house all night long?
A: Paddy O'Furniture.
@MontereyJack,
His wife had one leg; Eileen.
Two guys in their mid-twenties sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."
His buddy says,
"Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time, three times a night every night.
I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about 65, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says,
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that ****".
@jespah,
I'm so sorry I found this,
@izzythepush,
It makes you want to burn/met down a Miley Ray Cyrus CD..using a chicken!
@Ragman,
It actually puts me off chicken, and I like chicken. Even Ren and Stimpy couldn't do that.
A man is at his annual physical and the doc tells him "You've GOT to stop masturbating." "Why is that?". he asks. The doc replies, "So I can finish the exam."
@blueveinedthrobber,
Hey bear! Know what this is?
Obviously it's a Christopher Walk-in :0)
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I laughed like a first-grader when I saw this photo on Facebook.
@panzade,
Advert for a second hand French rifle
One previous owner
Never fired
Dropped once
