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@vonny,

A friend of mine was a Chippendale dancer and model, interesting man (still is). He doesn't do that anymore, though.

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@vonny,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Internet_dog.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/helenkeller_zps1f3f3986.jpg

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@blueveinedthrobber,

A joke here cannot be too bad to post. However, your joke is too bad to post.

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@Advocate,

did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.

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A patient was prescribed suppositories. After two weeks the doctor asked how they were working. The patient said, "as good as they worked, I could have shoved them up my ass."

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Got another one for you Ad.
Bluevein's photos of the Amish Christmas lights

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@blueveinedthrobber,

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.

Unfortunately, I got it immediately. BTW, can't you take a compliment?

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

A patient was prescribed suppositories. After two weeks the doctor asked how they were working. The patient said, "as good as they worked, I could have shoved them up my ass."

I am sorry, but that was pretty funny.

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

Got another one for you Ad.
Bluevein's photos of the Amish Christmas lights

Thanks! That is a beautiful display.

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@Advocate,

Advocate wrote:

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.

Unfortunately, I got it immediately. BTW, can't you take a compliment?

just playing along. Continue to get it. :0)

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@blueveinedthrobber,

When we elected Advo the arbiter of bad jokes I had no idea he would be so tough on us.

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@panzade,

How come I didn't get a ballot?

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@roger,

roger wrote:

How come I didn't get a ballot?

vast left wing conspiracy Wink

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@blueveinedthrobber,

You got that right!

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@panzade,

very good

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@blueveinedthrobber,

oooooh, baaaaaaaaaad.

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@blueveinedthrobber,

I liked it, and I'm on the blindish side and hear poorly. Poorly, that's a word my grandmother used to use.

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