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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2014 04:04 pm
@vonny,
A friend of mine was a Chippendale dancer and model, interesting man (still is). He doesn't do that anymore, though.
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2014 05:29 pm
@vonny,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Internet_dog.jpg
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 08:59 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/helenkeller_zps1f3f3986.jpg
Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 10:00 am
@blueveinedthrobber,
A joke here cannot be too bad to post. However, your joke is too bad to post.
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 10:58 am
@Advocate,
did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 11:08 am
A patient was prescribed suppositories. After two weeks the doctor asked how they were working. The patient said, "as good as they worked, I could have shoved them up my ass."
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 11:13 am
Got another one for you Ad.
Bluevein's photos of the Amish Christmas lights
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/555323_615184421851455_2060193994_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/555323_615184421851455_2060193994_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/379693_615184531851444_1097344032_n.jpg
Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 03:18 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
blueveinedthrobber wrote:

did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.



Unfortunately, I got it immediately. BTW, can't you take a compliment?
Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 03:19 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

A patient was prescribed suppositories. After two weeks the doctor asked how they were working. The patient said, "as good as they worked, I could have shoved them up my ass."


I am sorry, but that was pretty funny.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 03:20 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

Got another one for you Ad.
Bluevein's photos of the Amish Christmas lights
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/555323_615184421851455_2060193994_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/555323_615184421851455_2060193994_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q71/s320x320/379693_615184531851444_1097344032_n.jpg


Thanks! That is a beautiful display.
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 04:28 pm
@Advocate,
Advocate wrote:

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

did you need me to explain it to you? Is that the problem? It won't be funny then I'm afraid.



Unfortunately, I got it immediately. BTW, can't you take a compliment?


just playing along. Continue to get it. :0)
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 04:31 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
When we elected Advo the arbiter of bad jokes I had no idea he would be so tough on us.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 04:57 pm
@panzade,
How come I didn't get a ballot?
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 05:20 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

How come I didn't get a ballot?


vast left wing conspiracy Wink
roger
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 06:36 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
You got that right!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 07:17 pm
@panzade,
very good
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 07:18 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
oooooh, baaaaaaaaaad.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 07:20 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
I liked it, and I'm on the blindish side and hear poorly. Poorly, that's a word my grandmother used to use.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 07:22 pm
@panzade,
What a horrible joke! it's perfect, makes you visualize what the patient did..
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2014 07:24 pm
@Advocate,
Reminds me of an Eva Hesse painting, but hers was white.
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