@Region Philbis,
Why do you have a cam in my home!
Lorena Bobbitt has been in an automobile accident....apparently some prick cut her off
Frank, the not-so-bright new hire, was sent out for coffee. At the neighborhood coffee shop, Frank showed the barista a large thermos and asked if it was large enough to hold six cups of coffee,
"It looks like it should hold six cups," the barista responded.
"Great!" said Frank. "Give me two cups with cream and sugar, two cups black and two cups of decaf."
@McGentrix,
I always wondered about those thermos jugs. They keep hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold. How do they know which to do?
@blueveinedthrobber,
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Lorena Bobbitt has been in an automobile accident....apparently some prick cut her off
Autorities found the penis in the yard in which Lorena tossed it. What I would like to know is how they knew it was her husband's.
@roger,
That was my Dad's favorite joke ...will you tell it Rog?
@panzade,
I don't think I've ever had a sense of humor.
a couple of old men are sitting on the porch of the facility listing their old age incontinence complaints when a third friend walks up and says "You think you have problems, I think I'm getting Alzhiemers. Today I can't even remember how old I am". His friend says "I can tell you, I have a method", and proceeds to put his hand done the old guys pants and start fondling his balls. After a minute or two of this he says "You're 82". "That's right! How did you know that?" , the surprised man exclaimed. His friend answered "You told me yesterday".
@blueveinedthrobber,
Why were you watching me?
Turn on, to find this out.
@Advocate,
Advocate wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Lorena Bobbitt has been in an automobile accident....apparently some prick cut her off
Autorities found the penis in the yard in which Lorena tossed it.
What I would like to know is how they knew it was her husband's.
I think it was within a few hours of the surgery.
Apparently, there were not many penises near that road.
@OmSigDAVID,
Pinking shears? If it was a frilly dilly, that would be a clue.
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:I think it was within a few hours of the surgery.
Apparently, there were not many penises near that road.
Advocate has always struggled trying to comprehend the flaming obvious.
@anonymously99,
anonymously99 wrote:
Why were you watching me?
Turn on, to find this out.
Huh? I'm not getting that. I must be thick in the head today.
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
OmSigDAVID wrote:I think it was within a few hours of the surgery.
Apparently, there were not many penises near that road.
Advocate has always struggled trying to comprehend the flaming obvious.
I knew you were around. I caught a whiff of the stench.
@Advocate,
If you 2 can't play nice you'll just have to stay in different rooms.
