Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.
Three months later, she became his stepmother.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 18 Jul, 2012 12:31 pm
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ...
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket ? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied
'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
'Wow! ... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ... 'Get your own f*cking blanket.'
It might mean "occasionally going to give you uppings."
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wandeljw
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Thu 19 Jul, 2012 05:21 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:
Never going to give you up... how is that even a joke, bad or not?
A 1980's music video that people "loved to hate."
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Lustig Andrei
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Thu 19 Jul, 2012 05:41 pm
@Region Philbis,
I guess Mame and I must move in the wrong circles. I'm trying to find some reason why that silly chldish nonsense should even cause me to smile weakly.
