you can lead a horticulture, but ya can't make her think
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 2 Jun, 2003 09:01 pm
But you CAN make her play the trumpet?
No Setanta you've come back into focus as another dog. For a little while there you appeared to be human-like (like I should talk).
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dov1953
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Mon 2 Jun, 2003 10:09 pm
We can not forget the classics:
1) How can a thermos keep things hot AND cold?
2) If a store is opened 24 hours, how do you know which 24?
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Equus
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 02:55 pm
Why does a dropped piece of toast always land butter-side down?
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Eva
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:10 pm
Why is there never a stud where you want to hang a heavy picture?...
And why is the one wall that needs to be removed always the load bearing wall?
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:17 pm
Quote:
Why does a dropped piece of toast always land butter-side down?
Equus- And, if on some occasions when it DOES fall butter side up, there is a logical explanation....................It fell on the wrong side!
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cjhsa
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:38 pm
Why does peanut butter toast always stick to the roof of the dog's mouth?
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Phoenix32890
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:49 pm
How come when your friend describes the blind date with whom he has fixed you up as "having a great personality" he/she looks like something that came from a kennel?
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Mr Stillwater
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 06:50 pm
Why do people complain when you staple the toast to the wall? And it doesn't matter WHICH side to the wall either.
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cavfancier
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:56 pm
Getting back to the 24 hour store....if you are open 24 hours, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?
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Setanta
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Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:57 pm
Mr. Stillwater . . . and his stapler . . .
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jespah
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 04:31 am
Is it a Swingline(TM) stapler, Mr. Stillwater?
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Equus
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:40 am
Bread and butter ARE, afterall, grocery staples...
So is milk, but it is a little harder to staple to the wall (unless you age it a lot first)
Mine resembles this Swingline(TM) 10105
but is red, and of a chunkier design.
With such a device, an cutter and plenty of PVA glue I turned an large cardboard appliance box (white goods, think it was a dryer) into a cubby house for the kids - complete with automatically shutting door.
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cicerone imposter
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 06:47 pm
Mine is the small one that works by using your thumb and forefinger. Sometimes, I get ambidextrous, and I use my thumb and middle finger. c.i.
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Joe Nation
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 07:20 pm
We never have a problem at our house finding a stud to a hang a heavy picture:
1) I'm usually standing there with the damned hammer in my hand
We can not forget the classics:
