husker wrote:Why do azzholes drive me crazy???
Depends. Could be any number of reasons. By the fact that you're using the plural I infer that you are not talking of your own, so I'll skip the question about whether it itches. Does it have to do with sex? There's a thread around here somewhere about that, you know ...
Setanta wrote:Cyclists are the creatures of hell, and you should make every effort, consistent with staying out of jail, to run them down whenever possible . . .
Oy! Touch bicyclists and you touch our national tradition. And you don't wanna touch anything Dutch. Really.
cavfancier wrote:Why do cyclists use the sidewalks? I thought the operative word there was 'walk'?
Because there's no proper fuckin bicycle lanes, thats why, and we prefer not being run over by the likes of Setanta ...
(I see there's a bit of a thematic thread goin' on around here, huh)
patiodog wrote:Why do so many bicyclists refuse to yield to either cars or pedestrians? Shouldn't they be of a mindset that the mass with the greatest momentum either has the right of way or has the responsibility to yield it?
Cause we're the anarchists of the road, and consistency would be our death.
I agree on the spandex, though. That just looks ridiculous. People in spandex trousers'll be among the first to get shot when the revolution comes. Yeh, all of 'em. Same with bicyclists with helmets. I mean, come on. Only bicyclists here wearing helmets are the cops. 'Nuff said.