Flatted 5th wrote:Why do fat people try to run me off the road when I ride my bicycle?
how do you know they are fat? did you know I'm fat? that hurt!
Why do azzholes drive me crazy???
When there's a bike lane, why do bicyclists insist on riding right on the solid white lane line?
Cyclists are the creatures of hell, and you should make every effort, consistent with staying out of jail, to run them down whenever possible . . .
Why do cyclists use the sidewalks? I thought the operative word there was 'walk'?
husker wrote:how do you know they are fat? did you know I'm fat? that hurt!
I know they are fat by the pasty middle finger they show me when they drive by. Sorry Husker I did not know you were fat, by your avatar you look like you do some road work yourself.
Why do so many bicyclists refuse to yield to either cars or pedestrians? Shouldn't they be of a mindset that the mass with the greatest momentum either has the right of way or has the responsibility to yield it? Why should the two-wheel people get to have it both ways? Would it be wrong if I knocked one of these guys over when they almost run over their toes?
And what's with the spandex? Is it really necessary to dress up like you're in the Tour d' France just to ride to work? I mean, come on, people; I really don't want to see that, and you look like damn fools.
Problem: Bicycle seats are hard, and they hurt.
Solution: Dorky pants.
cjhsa wrote:Problem: Bicycle seats are hard, and they hurt.
Solution: Dorky pants.
Does this mean that golf carts are hideously uncomfortable -- so much so that they could be considered instruments of torture?
You're driving the wrong kind of golf cart.
My mom-in-law has one of these. Street legal on 25 MPH roads. Great for gated communities.
Quote:Sorry Husker I did not know you were fat, by your avatar you look like you do some road work yourself.
Avatar is from is from jock days - much younger - and much better shape.
huh. i always thought your were the bassist from hüsker dü. live and learn...
Phoenix32890 wrote:I fed my little brother bananas and cream. I mixed food coloring in the sour cream, so that it was green. Today, would that be considered child abuse? 
I don't know why??? They even make green ketchup now a days
Husker, My family had a great time up there in Spokane during the '74 worlds fair,,,,,,My question- and I'll take it off the air-; Are there any remnants left over from the worlds fair that have been incorporated into the Spokane landscape?
husker wrote:GreenEyes wrote:They say the grass is always greener on the other side. Where is the other side and who are they?
Did you look close to see the green in my eyes?
Sorry Husker, your picture is very
small so I can't see your eyes!
GreenEyes wrote:husker wrote:GreenEyes wrote:They say the grass is always greener on the other side. Where is the other side and who are they?
Did you look close to see the green in my eyes?
Sorry Husker, your picture is very
small so I can't see your eyes!
lemme get back to you but - yes
