Green Witch wrote:Dr. Chai, Did Gus just make up that story so he could use "Chai" and "Tai" in the same sentence?
No...please refer to above post.
msolga wrote:A fashion question, Chai.: When (& if) do you predict this fashion requiring "de-hairing" of all bits of the human anatomy will be passe? I refer to arm pits, pubic regions & men's chests. And, when this fashion passes & everyone's hairy again, what do you predict will be the next essential fashion "must do".
Pictures speak louder than words....
Lash wrote:This is reminiscent of a deep and inspiring film I viewed, lo, three and a half years ago, entitled The Bubble Boy.
The hero (the guy in the huge circular transparent globe) met an old man who was kind enough to give the young bubble boy on a ride through the desert. As they travelled, the unlikely pair shared vignettes from their past, centering on their love interests.
Poppy, the old man, weathered and shrivelled by life and the desert winds, related that he had an identical brother, Pappy. Poppy seemed to tear up as he spoke of the lifelong feud between the brothers over a dazzling Asian goddess, named Poontang. Each man wanted Poontang desperately and felt life would end, if they couldn't have their beloved Poontang. I was really emotionally wrung out over this story.
One brother eloped with Poontang, and the other, our Poppy, was left to yearn for Poontang the rest of his life.
Miraculously, when the bubble boy finally reached Niagra Falls, and unzipped his bubble to kiss his true love, Poppy, Pappy and Poontang showed up to wish Bubble Boy well.
Much to Poppy's delight, Pappy and Poontang had brought Poontang's sister, Punani, to meet Poppy.
Poppy immediately fell in love with Punani, and they have been inseperable ever since.
...
...
I can't remember why I told that story.
Oh!
What's with this Tai Chi and Chai Tea??? Tai Chi Chai Tea? Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea
Did you say that? Do you know what would happen if Chai married Tai? Have you thought about it?
Well. She'd be Chai Chi!! Imagine Tai married to Chai. Well. Look at that.
You'd have Tai Tea!!!
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Are you getting this??
Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi
I think this pair is somehow connected to Poontang and Punani.
Call it a hunch.
Lash....may I speak to you privately for a moment?
(lash enters office, chai quietly closes door)
......
(muffled sounds of slaps and kicks).....
I'm not paying for this!!
Lash wrote:I'm not paying for this!!
That one was on the house.
Dear Dr. Chai
Let's call a truce. After all, it's not like I picked my name
on purpose to piss you off. After all, I hadn't even met you yet
.
Tai Chi
Lash wrote:This is reminiscent of a deep and inspiring film I viewed, lo, three and a half years ago, entitled The Bubble Boy.
The hero (the guy in the huge circular transparent globe) met an old man who was kind enough to give the young bubble boy on a ride through the desert. As they travelled, the unlikely pair shared vignettes from their past, centering on their love interests.
Poppy, the old man, weathered and shrivelled by life and the desert winds, related that he had an identical brother, Pappy. Poppy seemed to tear up as he spoke of the lifelong feud between the brothers over a dazzling Asian goddess, named Poontang. Each man wanted Poontang desperately and felt life would end, if they couldn't have their beloved Poontang. I was really emotionally wrung out over this story.
One brother eloped with Poontang, and the other, our Poppy, was left to yearn for Poontang the rest of his life.
Miraculously, when the bubble boy finally reached Niagra Falls, and unzipped his bubble to kiss his true love, Poppy, Pappy and Poontang showed up to wish Bubble Boy well.
Much to Poppy's delight, Pappy and Poontang had brought Poontang's sister, Punani, to meet Poppy.
Poppy immediately fell in love with Punani, and they have been inseperable ever since.
...
...
I can't remember why I told that story.
Oh!
What's with this Tai Chi and Chai Tea??? Tai Chi Chai Tea? Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea Tai Chi Chai Tea
Did you say that? Do you know what would happen if Chai married Tai? Have you thought about it?
Well. She'd be Chai Chi!! Imagine Tai married to Chai. Well. Look at that.
You'd have Tai Tea!!!
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Tai Tea
Are you getting this??
Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi Tai Tea Chai Chi
I think this pair is somehow connected to Poontang and Punani.
Call it a hunch.
This post definitely qualifies as a H.I. one!
[Twilight Zone music playing softly in the background]
Kudos to Lash! I admire a lady who can pull that off with class.
Tai Chi wrote:Dear Dr. Chai
Let's call a truce. After all, it's not like I picked my name
on purpose to piss you off. After all, I hadn't even met you yet
.
Tai Chi
Do you really think I'm mad at you?
Anyway, where is your question for Dr. Chai?
Dear Dr Chai,
I have written some bad things about President Bush and his cabinet and I am now being investigated by Homeland Security. I also bedded down with a lovely Russian spy who is a double agent working for Iraq. Now I find I need some new jeans. Where can I get the best buy?
NickFun wrote:Dear Dr Chai,
I have written some bad things about President Bush and his cabinet and I am now being investigated by Homeland Security. I also bedded down with a lovely Russian spy who is a double agent working for Iraq. Now I find I need some new jeans. Where can I get the best buy?
I'm so tired of blue jeans...what's wrong with a nice gaberdine?
Go to the local tog shop and tell them I sent you.
Can I get, you know, a social disease, from sharing a canteen out in the wilds of Massachusetts?
Chai Tea wrote:NickFun wrote:Dear Dr Chai,
I have written some bad things about President Bush and his cabinet and I am now being investigated by Homeland Security. I also bedded down with a lovely Russian spy who is a double agent working for Iraq. Now I find I need some new jeans. Where can I get the best buy?
I'm so tired of blue jeans...what's wrong with a nice gaberdine?
Go to the local tog shop and tell them I sent you.
I live in a warm climate where gaberdine would be considered tres gauche and a social faux pas, in addition to being uncomfortable. Shoud I switch from jeans to lightweight linens?
NickFun wrote:Chai Tea wrote:NickFun wrote:Dear Dr Chai,
I have written some bad things about President Bush and his cabinet and I am now being investigated by Homeland Security. I also bedded down with a lovely Russian spy who is a double agent working for Iraq. Now I find I need some new jeans. Where can I get the best buy?
I'm so tired of blue jeans...what's wrong with a nice gaberdine?
Go to the local tog shop and tell them I sent you.
I live in a warm climate where gaberdine would be considered tres gauche and a social faux pas, in addition to being uncomfortable. Shoud I switch from jeans to lightweight linens?
That would be fine, or consider a man skirt.
Chai Tea wrote:NickFun wrote:Chai Tea wrote:NickFun wrote:Dear Dr Chai,
I have written some bad things about President Bush and his cabinet and I am now being investigated by Homeland Security. I also bedded down with a lovely Russian spy who is a double agent working for Iraq. Now I find I need some new jeans. Where can I get the best buy?
I'm so tired of blue jeans...what's wrong with a nice gaberdine?
Go to the local tog shop and tell them I sent you.
I live in a warm climate where gaberdine would be considered tres gauche and a social faux pas, in addition to being uncomfortable. Shoud I switch from jeans to lightweight linens?
That would be fine, or consider a man skirt.
Thank you Dr Chai. I have purchased several skirts and they look marvelous. As I am sure my skirt may ride up on occasions, should I wear boxers, tidy whities my usual Hanes colored briefs, or something else underneath?
I will first need to see your picture
I think you should wear nothing underneath your skirt!
Sorry, Dr. Chai. Didn't mean to step on your toes there. :wink:
Reyn wrote:I think you should wear nothing underneath your skirt!
Sorry, Dr. Chai. Didn't mean to step on your toes there. :wink:
That Reyn, would depend on what the picture reveals.
OK, here's an earnest one. Or two. Or three.
I know about US politics threads vs International news threads - I'm not even going there.
But why, when there must be tons of threads languishing on domestic political subjects that would affect large numbers of Americans directly - like, I dont know, I had recent threads on the minimum wage, the homeless, worker protection, corruption, nuclear energy, and throw the one in thats got the news on the actual house and senate races in November, and I'm sure other posters must have started scores more like those -
Why, then, is it the thread about the Dixie Chicks that's at page 27 and the one about Ann Coulter that's at page 57?
What is it that so unstoppably draws people's scarce political interests to the most trivial, partisan crap?
(And thats not even mentioning the slightly more serious category of gun control, gay marriage (now at page 226), etc)
Is that in itself already, even regardless of what is then said on such subjects, an authoritarian-minded government's wet dream?
(OK, that last question was rhetorical.)
