Green Witch wrote:Dear Dr. Chai,
Why is that my husband can't notice a huge glob of dog vomit in the middle of our living room floor, but has no problem spotting a golf ball, 200 feet away, half smashed into the ground with leaf matter covering it to the point that only a pin dot of white can be seen?
Thank you for any insight you might have into this matter.
PS edit: I know he didn't see the puke because he stepped in it.
Yes, your husband suffers from a common ailment called "Being Male"
Unfortunatley most men do not seem to realize when having a daily BM they are leaving a big mess for some poor woman to clean up.
The only treatment that I have come across that works (albeit temporarly) involves the woman making a high pitched shrieking sound, lasting about 5.41 seconds. That will cause the man afflicted with a nasty BM to raise his head from the carburator he has spread over the living room rug, giving you maximum area to hit with a baseball bat.
good luck.
