Seriously?
I think people don't feel they can control the real issues, and it's easier for them to bitch about the Dixie Chicks or Anne Coulter.
Also, as far as gay marriage type issues, I think people imagine they have more control over what people do in the privacy of their own home then they do.....they are homophobic, hence what they fear and hate must be wrong on all counts.
ok, brief ramble...sometimes after making love, I lie in bed and wonder how many people up and down my street have just done the same thing...It's a really beautiful thought to me, regardless if they are straight or gay, or what exactly they were doing.
Some believe that, well, no one ever does, or should do anything differently then they.
Doctor Chai wrote:ok, brief ramble...sometimes after making love, I lie in bed and wonder how many people up and down my street have just done the same thing...It's a really beautiful thought to me, regardless if they are straight or gay, or what exactly they were doing.
I sometimes wonder the same thing, except on a world-wide basis. I mean, how many people all over the world are engaged in some sort of frantic sexual activity at the same time?
My guess is 458 million.
Don't believe everything you read in the magazines, Gus.
I'd say it's probably more like 147.
147!? Jesus, Stray Cat, there's that many doing it at the Legion right now.
458 million...
ell, if the latest estimate of the world population is 5 billion, and 50% of them are women, that leaves 2.5 billion which are men. Of that 2.5 billion, how many do you think are over 14? Probably about 1.5 billion. Of those 1.5 billion men, how many are hetereo and how many are gay? Actually, it doesn't matter, because if you ask those 1.5 billion men what the definition of 'sex' is, you'll get the same variety of answers from some or all of them. Some have sex alone, and some have it with a partner, be it man, woman, beast, doll, bottle, hole in the fence, whatever.
So, I think it's safe to conclude that the figure of 458 million is grossly underrated. I think it's 1.5 billion. And I hope I've made myself perfectly clear.
We all don't live in your world, Mame.
Oh, I think you'll find that we do ....
Are you engaged in any sexual activity right now, Mame?
Are you sandwiched between several midgets who are pounding away in grim determination, as you feebly reach up and type with one hand?
Do the lambs still scream, Mame?
Well yes, I am, now that you mention it (not that it's anyone's business, mind you)... but you might have noticed I was talking mainly about the 50% of the population that are male
If we are going to include self-sex in the equation then I would have to change my answer to 1.5 billion.
In other words.... I concur.
Dear Dr. Chai,
Why can't I find a good man so I can be making love like everyone else on your street?
Dr. Chai doesn't appear to be around, but maybe I could help. Not ever having met you, of course, it's a bit difficult to answer, but you might want to ask yourself the following:
1. Is my breath ok?
2. Is my B.O. okay?
3. Is my body hair too long (or too obvious)?
4. Is it something to do with the car I drove here in (the hearse/rusty pick up/backhoe)?
5. Does my unibrow throw him off?
6. Check and make sure you have the right number of digits on each hand.
These are just some of the questions we frequently ask ourselves. Please do the review and check back.
Mame,
Thank you so much for your advice, but my problem is not attracting men, it's just that all the ones I'm attracted too are either married, have girlfriends or are jerks.
What do I do?
Honey, you said: just that all the ones I'm attracted too are either married, have girlfriends or are jerks
Well, some might say, What's wrong with any of the above? Do you want to be one of the 1.5 billion that are not having sex (unless having it alone)? Maybe you should considerably lower your expectations... have a fling with a married guy - I hear it can be quite exciting... Or perhaps just date a jerk for the sex... have you thought of that?
Yes, I've thought of those things, but out of respect, I refuse to mess with another womans man and I have no interest in just having sex, you see.
You'll notice that in my first post I mentioned "making love" and to make love, you actually have to be in love.
<sigh>
Okay, have you been down to your local soup kitchen lately?
What about the neighbourhood bar?
Or how about the unemployment office?
Have you taken "Appreciation Donuts" to your local cop shop/firehall/truck stop yet this month? That would go a long way to endearing you to many men. Esp if you posted your pic on the donut box.
Thing is that I've already got my eye on this one guy and even though he has a girlfriend, I can't think of anyone else.
I think I'm cursed in the men department.
If he already has a girlfriend and you refuse to poach, then what's wrong with my other ideas? Hmmm? Hmmm?
