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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

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Chai
 
Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 08:51 am
Bella has confessed to respecting my opinion more than that of someone who works in a garage in Germany.

I'm offering my services for a limited time, providing quick, easy to understand solutions for those complex dilemmas that fill your life.

Link below for items from my curriculum vitae.

Examples of Chai's Fine Work
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 08:57 am
UH OH!!!!

Dr. Chai has goofed....This was not meant to go into the Auto Section!

My advice covers a miriad of subject,s not just fuelie heads and hurst on the floor.

I'm sure a hamster will find and move me.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:16 am
Why do lesbians favor the Subaru?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:17 am
Does a Kia bring status?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:24 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Why do lesbians favor the Subaru?


Because of the fold down seats
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:25 am
Intrepid wrote:
Does a Kia bring status?


Among those who work in lobster plants, yes.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:31 am
What's the best way to get to the Austin airport from Gonzales, TX?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:36 am
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:39 am
Is there another word for synonym?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:40 am
DrewDad wrote:
What's the best way to get to the Austin airport from Gonzales, TX?


Take 183 all the way in....making sure to stop at Skeeters House of Goat for lunch.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:42 am
Phoenix32890 wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


That is a common myth....he would use a trebuchet, unless it was the Sabbath, where he would get a gopher to do this instead.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:43 am
Intrepid wrote:
Is there another word for synonym?



Anglican
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 09:58 am
Dr, Chai, this one has troubled my conscience for some time. Is it dishonest to lie in bed?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 10:05 am
Brandon9000 wrote:
Dr, Chai, this one has troubled my conscience for some time. Is it dishonest to lie in bed?



Not if it saves the other persons feelings.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 10:14 am
How can you tell the difference between ignorant and secretive?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 10:24 am
My girlfriend admitted she's faked it a couple times within the last 5 months. What's the REAL number?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 10:25 am
18 months?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 10:26 am
What should one tell a coworker who isn't astute enough to fart in private?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 11:22 am
DrewDad wrote:
How can you tell the difference between ignorant and secretive?


If it's a choice between you and I, I'm secretive.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 11:23 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
My girlfriend admitted she's faked it a couple times within the last 5 months. What's the REAL number?


How many times have you had sex in the last 5 months?

Take that number, and divide by 1.
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