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DrewDad wrote:

Dear Dr. Chai,

All of my chaps are assless. Was I taken for a ride? Seriously, please inform the woeful ignorance of your other clients that chaps do not have asses; they're meant for horses, not donkeys.

I'm having nightmares about Gus. Should I worry, or just have an extra finger of Scotch before bedtime?

Signed,

Bad Dreams Chap My Ass

I too have pondered this misconception that some people have that chaps should has asses.

To be totally clear on this....ALL chaps are assless.

I need more information on your dreams about Gus...in them, by any chance, are you icing his balls?

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Chai Tea wrote:

NickFun wrote:
My '92 Honda CRX seems to be sticking a bit in first gear. Do you think I may need to adjust the differential or is is a problem with one of the transmission valves? I have already replaced the oil filter and wiper blades so I KNOW we can rule out those two things.

You are driving a 14 year old car with a blue book value less than $4K....

Under normal circumstances, changing the wiper blades should have solved the problem...since however, this has failed, go buy a new car.

Wow! You are amazing Chai! Just as I was thinking there was no solution to my problem you hit the nail squarely! The new car runs great and does not stick in first gear! I shall recommend all my friends to this advice forum!

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Those emu chaps can be a nuisance, Heeven, and chafing is a common ailment.

Since the doctor doesn't appear to be in at the present time, allow me to assist you in your time of discomfort...

http://onlyemu.host3g.com/html/Outback-Pearl.jpg

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NickFun wrote:

My '92 Honda CRX seems to be sticking a bit in first gear. ...

Why do dorks get all the cherry cars?

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Better a cherry than a lemon Taco Boy!

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Quote:

Were a friendly bunch... Shocked

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NickFun wrote:

Better a cherry than a lemon Taco Boy!

I was asking Dr. Chai, baldy.

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Ticomaya wrote:

NickFun wrote:
Better a cherry than a lemon Taco Boy!

I was asking Dr. Chai, baldy.

In Nicks case, it's karma.

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So, Dr. Chai, I just got out of the shower and had to immediately ask you this question:

"Why do some folks have "innies" and others "outies"?"

I'm referring to belly buttons, of course, just in case you figured I was talking about something else.

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Reyn wrote:

So, Dr. Chai, I just got out of the shower and had to immediately ask you this question:

"Why do some folks have "innies" and others "outies"?"

I'm referring to belly buttons, of course, just in case you figured I was talking about something else.

People with outies represent only 10% of the population and should be exterminated.

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Yes, but that doesn't explain why these differences exist, my dear doktor. :wink:

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So Dr. Chai - what kind of doctor are you exactly?

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I have a cousin who's an Outie. We must stop the repression of Outies! No longer shall they remain shirted on beaches! Let's look beyon our own prejudices and judge a man on the content of his character, not on the direction of his navel!

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Green Witch wrote:

So Dr. Chai - what kind of doctor are you exactly?

I am a doctor of common sense.

I other words, a specialist of a very UNcommon condition.

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Dear Dr. Chai

I wanna be just like you when I grow up. Did you take one of them courses seen on matchbooks in bars that are too cheap to print their own?

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Tico wrote:

Dear Dr. Chai

I wanna be just like you when I grow up. Did you take one of them courses seen on matchbooks in bars that are too cheap to print their own?

I haven't been in a bar in years, and I don't smoke. I came by my knowledge through mysterious means.

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Dear Dr Chai,

Since we divorced, my ex-wife has gained a hundred pounds and become a lesbian. Now she has trouble with squirrels nesting in her attic. Can anything be done about the squirrels?

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Dear Chai,

Not seeking advice on this post, but add me to those who consider your current avatar to be the best yet. THAT is an adorable little girl!

Wait... I do have a question, why do my cats insist on climbing on me and nuzzling near my face right after they lick their butts?

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How come, when you open a box of pills, you always open it on the side where the little paper that has the instructions for use is folded around them, and you have to peel that out first or open it on the other side after all?

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