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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

 
 
Lash
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:08 pm
Why did nimh buy a Carpenter's CD?

This is the second Carpenter reference. Don't think it hasn't been noticed. Oh yes. It's been noticed.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:12 pm
OK - I accept Lash's admonishment. To cease that habit.

But now - where do I go from here? Tell me, where do I go from here?
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:15 pm
Wang Chung?

Help him, Chai!!!
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:18 pm
But I can dream, can't I?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:25 pm
My '92 Honda CRX seems to be sticking a bit in first gear. Do you think I may need to adjust the differential or is is a problem with one of the transmission valves? I have already replaced the oil filter and wiper blades so I KNOW we can rule out those two things.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 04:00 pm
Dear Chai,

If I was at a restaurant with my wife, and I could see that our server was having a bad day, should I mention the "dirty fork"?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:12 pm
nimh wrote:
Dear Chai,

Did you ever know, or do you remember, a fellow named Hugh Jass?


No, but I remember a gentleman named Richard Liquer.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:14 pm
nimh wrote:

But now - where do I go from here? Tell me, where do I go from here?


on to my bedroom sweetie..


you have alot of learnin to do . Smile
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:14 pm
nimh wrote:
Dear Chai,

Why do rainy days and Mondays always get me down?


It was on such a day that Greta dumped your ass.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:18 pm
Lash wrote:
Why did nimh buy a Carpenter's CD?

This is the second Carpenter reference. Don't think it hasn't been noticed. Oh yes. It's been noticed.


nimh has been undergoing intensive therapy with me for this. However it would violate doctor patient privilege to tell you that he has electrodes embedded in his testicles, and I hold the battery pack with the turney on-y button on it.

He's starting to show some improvement.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:20 pm
Dear Chai
I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to Earth I know not where. Can you help me find it, please?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:20 pm
nimh wrote:
OK - I accept Lash's admonishment. To cease that habit.

But now - where do I go from here? Tell me, where do I go from here?


nimh, I can cannot accept this transferance to Axel Rose. The battery pack is right by my side. Do we need another session?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:33 pm
NickFun wrote:
My '92 Honda CRX seems to be sticking a bit in first gear. Do you think I may need to adjust the differential or is is a problem with one of the transmission valves? I have already replaced the oil filter and wiper blades so I KNOW we can rule out those two things.


You are driving a 14 year old car with a blue book value less than $4K....

Under normal circumstances, changing the wiper blades should have solved the problem...since however, this has failed, go buy a new car.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:34 pm
Reyn wrote:
Dear Chai,

If I was at a restaurant with my wife, and I could see that our server was having a bad day, should I mention the "dirty fork"?


Only if you have already received your food.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:47 pm
Dear Chai,

But - I don't understand. I mean - don't you see what I see? Really?

Way up in the sky?

A star, a star, dancing in the night, with a tail as big as a kite?

Chai?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:49 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
you have alot of learnin to do . Smile

Dear Chai,

What will Shewolf teach me?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:58 pm
nimh wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
you have alot of learnin to do . Smile

Dear Chai,

What will Shewolf teach me?


to be afraid of an open invite to my bedroom...

Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 05:59 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Dear Chai
I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to Earth I know not where. Can you help me find it, please?


Weren't you in episode 48 of the Sopranos?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 06:01 pm
nimh wrote:
Dear Chai,

But - I don't understand. I mean - don't you see what I see? Really?

Way up in the sky?

A star, a star, dancing in the night, with a tail as big as a kite?

Chai?




I'm sorry to have to do this nimh....(presses button)
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 06:03 pm
nimh wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
you have alot of learnin to do . Smile

Dear Chai,

What will Shewolf teach me?


That she is not a "clean girl"
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