Young lady.
I remind you I am providing this service free of charge.
I cannot be held accountable for the reprecussions the sharing of my knowlege presents.
I have a long list of people waiting to present their inquires as to romance, clam chowder and nanotechnology. Roland is, as we speak, making paw motions at me indicating the backlog is mounting. This is a problem as sooner or later he will start batting the question sheets under the couch.
I am sorry your buhgina is in such a discordant state, but I simply will not airbrush the truth.
You, madam, will never cum. I suggest you find other outlets for your energies.
