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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 01:09 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Well, the cars are up on blocks on the front lawn anyway, so it's not like the driveway gets used.


That's where we have that nice comfy sofa.
Good for keepin' an eye on the neighbors.

I think Ms. Inky had kittens in it though.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 08:36 pm
I have an important question the I must get an answer to. I hope you've studied up.

Are those right-handed or left-handed scissors?

And, no, you can't ask me for the correct answer.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 08:52 pm
Dr. Chai cannot see the blades, so there is not enough information.

Ms. Turner is holding them in her left hand, which doesn't mean a damn thing.

You've given me an idea for a thread...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2006 09:30 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
You've given me an idea for a thread...

I shall sleep well tonight knowing that I was an inspiration to you. :wink:
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 11:09 am
Dear Doctor Chai

What the **** am I doing wasting time on a2k?


Sincerely

Stephen
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 07:29 pm
Now there's a question.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 08:00 pm
BUT, can she come up with a good answer? Now THAT's the question! Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 09:03 pm
Course she can, she's Chai.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2006 09:04 pm
Bless you!
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 05:40 pm
Ok everyone, the doctor is in.


You know the drill, you ask, I answer.


Line up in an orderly fashion now.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 06:15 pm
Thank God you're back! It's been a mess around here. Why did you leave us? You know we can't be trusted to make the right decisions without your guidance.

(signed)
Able2Listen
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:13 pm
Dr. Chai needed a long rest.

My hands are much steadier now, thanks for asking.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:29 pm
I enjoy worms, is this problematic?

Also, I find I get water in my ears when bathing, is this related?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 08:37 pm
I bathe every spring and don't get water in my ears, is that a problem?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 09:44 pm
Chai wrote:
Ok everyone, the doctor is in.


You know the drill, you ask, I answer.


Line up in an orderly fashion now.

It's been a whole year (+) and you expect patients still to be waiting? Hmmph! Typical doctor! You better not be triple booking, eh?

Okay, doc, I've got A2K writer's block. I can't think of a damn thing worth while to post. What should I do? Folks are thinking that I've disappeared!
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 10:38 pm
Chumly wrote:
I enjoy worms, is this problematic?

Also, I find I get water in my ears when bathing, is this related?


Depends on your definition of enjoy....what are you doing with/to these worms.

People who are deviant with worms have difficulty keeping water out of their ears in the best of times.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 10:39 pm
dyslexia wrote:
I bathe every spring and don't get water in my ears, is that a problem?


Try bathing in mid summer and see if you can get water in your ears then.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 10:40 pm
Reyn wrote:
Chai wrote:
Ok everyone, the doctor is in.


You know the drill, you ask, I answer.


Line up in an orderly fashion now.

It's been a whole year (+) and you expect patients still to be waiting? Hmmph! Typical doctor! You better not be triple booking, eh?

Okay, doc, I've got A2K writer's block. I can't think of a damn thing worth while to post. What should I do? Folks are thinking that I've disappeared!


Where is your famous "news of the weird"? I miss that.

If you want to get back into circulation quickly, start a thread saying you're having an affair with your wifes sister.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 11:27 pm
Chai wrote:
Chumly wrote:
I enjoy worms, is this problematic?

Also, I find I get water in my ears when bathing, is this related?


Depends on your definition of enjoy....what are you doing with/to these worms.

People who are deviant with worms have difficulty keeping water out of their ears in the best of times.
This should help clarify the issue:

Worms Making Music

Earworm
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 11:39 pm
Who's the oldest man in this globe?
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