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Might as well ask the good Doctor - who will become the Democratic nominee?

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Chumly wrote:

Chai wrote:
Chumly wrote:
I enjoy worms, is this problematic?

Also, I find I get water in my ears when bathing, is this related?

Depends on your definition of enjoy....what are you doing with/to these worms.

People who are deviant with worms have difficulty keeping water out of their ears in the best of times.
This should help clarify the issue:

Worms Making Music

Earworm

Conclusion: You sir, are a freak.

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Mr Nice wrote:

Who's the oldest man in this globe?

My Uncle Edwin.

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nimh wrote:

Might as well ask the good Doctor - who will become the Democratic nominee?

nimh - word to the wise, I have upgraded to the BallZapper4500.

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Chai wrote:

Where is your famous "news of the weird"? I miss that.

If you want to get back into circulation quickly, start a thread saying you're having an affair with your wifes sister.

Hmmm, I think you'd be the only one missing that, but thanks.

The other could be a problem. My wife has no sister.

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No, I think a lot of people liked it.....
I haven't been able to start a decent conversation with a complete stranger since I no longer have material like....."did you know that last week in Bal Harbour a chihuahua stuffed himself into the tailpipe of a suburu, causing an explosion that killed both it's owner and a passing jehovah witness?

wife has no sister?

does she have a brother?

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Chai wrote:

Chumly wrote:
Chai wrote:
Chumly wrote:
I enjoy worms, is this problematic?

Also, I find I get water in my ears when bathing, is this related?

Depends on your definition of enjoy....what are you doing with/to these worms.

People who are deviant with worms have difficulty keeping water out of their ears in the best of times.
This should help clarify the issue:

Worms Making Music

Earworm

Conclusion: You sir, are a freak.

I shall consider your response in the spirit with which it was given; as a true honor:

Since you've offered your honor, I'll honor your offer.
Whee.....all night long I'll be on 'er and off 'er!

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Chai wrote:

I haven't been able to start a decent conversation with a complete stranger since I no longer have material like.....

It sounds like you need Dr. Chai's advice.

I don't think I'll be doing the "weird stuff" any more, but then again, never say never, I guess.

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wife has no sister?

does she have a brother?

Yes, but he doesn't appeal to me. Laughing

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Okay, see? That was a start!

<waves to Reyn>

[size=7]Damn, that Dr. Chai is really good![/size]

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Dr. Chai, I've been losing weight for a little under a month now ( Smile

) and wanted to ask: where does all the weight go to? Am I making a currently obese person even more obese? Am I, perhaps, turning Kate Moss into a reasonable size?

Thank you in advance for your wise counsel.

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Eva wrote:

Okay, see? That was a start!

<waves>

[waving back to Eva]
Hey, how the heck are ya?

Some days I have "no mind". Laughing

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jespah wrote:

Dr. Chai, I've been losing weight for a little under a month now () and wanted to ask: where does all the weight go to? Am I making a currently obese person even more obese? Am I, perhaps, turning Kate Moss into a reasonable size?

Thank you in advance for your wise counsel.

You don't actually "lose" the weight jespah. It becomes disgusted with you and different and less stuff you are eating and packs up and leaves on it's own accord.

The weight does go in search of another home, but don't worry too much.

Usually it just goes and hangs around the potato chip aisle and fast food restaurants. The people that go there usually have plenty of their own weight they are supporting, and won't notice if the weight that has left you moves into the duplex situated in their ass.

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Thank you, oh wise one. Duplex removal ain't easy. Neither is pimping, so I hear.

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Well, that does explain a lot, Dr. Chai. I always thought the extra weight hid in clothing store dressing rooms and ambushed me as soon as I entered.

Hey, Reyn! Things are going well enough. Kinda bored around here, though. Maybe we should ask Dr. Chai what threads could use our touch?

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Eva wrote:

Maybe we should ask Dr. Chai what threads could use our touch?

Dr. Chai, what threads could use our touch?

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Dr Chai, I am so glad I have found you.

Stinky has public bowel syndrome. He is unable to purge himself of cat waste, unless I am sitting in my A2k posting chair in full view of said event...

I must leave for a weekend of adventure soon, and would like your advice. If I have a lifesize cut-out of me made to sit in the lazyboy while I am gone, will I come back to a constipated cat?

sincerely,

RH

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Who is the smartest member here?

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jespah wrote:

Duplex removal ain't easy. Neither is pimping, so I hear.

True dat.

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Reyn wrote:

Eva wrote:
Maybe we should ask Dr. Chai what threads could use our touch?

Dr. Chai, what threads could use our touch?

Here's one that could use some help

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Rockhead wrote:

Dr Chai, I am so glad I have found you.

Stinky has public bowel syndrome. He is unable to purge himself of cat waste, unless I am sitting in my A2k posting chair in full view of said event...

I must leave for a weekend of adventure soon, and would like your advice. If I have a lifesize cut-out of me made to sit in the lazyboy while I am gone, will I come back to a constipated cat?

sincerely,

RH

Does Stinky also enjoy relieveing himself as soon as you put brand new fresh litter in the box?

If so, I would suggest lining up several boxes, with bags of litter hung over each one. They would of course be set on timers about 10 hours apart, and will automatically rip open at said time.

At that time set up a projector that will send a holographic image of yourself in your lazy boy.....along with a recording of you saying "Jesus tapping dancin' Christ Stinky....you beat everything, you know that?"

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