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Dear Dr. Chai,

My 14 year old daughter has just been asked to go to homecoming...should I re-read "What are the chances?" and have a talk with her or just get her on BCP just in case they sit too close?

...his coccyx...

I was watching a CSI where they showed that sperm leaving the body sprays out in an arch approximately 350 degrees around the male.

Thus, unless she's standing directly behind his coccyx she will very likely become with child.

...randomly flying sperm...

Whenever I do this , I get a pain.

martybarker wrote:

Dear Dr. Chai,

My 14 year old daughter has just been asked to go to homecoming...should I re-read "What are the chances?" and have a talk with her or just get her on BCP just in case they sit too close?

After 14 she needs to wear a HazMat suit every time she leaves the house, in order to avoid randomly flying sperm.

I was watching a CSI where they showed that sperm leaving the body sprays out in an arch approximately 350 degrees around the male.
Thus, unless she's standing directly behind his coccyx she will very likely become with child.

farmerman wrote:
Whenever I do this , I get a pain.





I'm so sorry to hear that.

Are you doubting my research sir?

I have not noticed of anyone else questioning my methods, or the results of my suggestions.

In fact, my assistant Roland assures me I have never been wrong, except when I knocked him off the kitchen counter that one time.

I would still debate that with him.

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Dear Dr Chai, my middle testicle hangs lower than the other two. Should I worry about this?

It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.

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farmerman wrote:
Whenever I do this , I get a pain.





I'm so sorry to hear that.

No, youre supposed to say, well dont do that. Then puff on your cigar like Groucho Marx.

Dear Dr Chai,

I suspect that a woman I was sitting nearby when I ejaculated 25 years ago has born my offspring. How should I confront her without seeming -- you know -- obvious.

Chai Tea wrote:

Are you doubting my research sir?

I have not noticed of anyone else questioning my methods, or the results of my suggestions.

In fact, my assistant Roland assures me I have never been wrong, except when I knocked him off the kitchen counter that one time.

I would still debate that with him.

Neither your methods, your motives, nor even your morals are in doubt, but I do have some questions about your medical qualifications. Keep up the good work, though.

Dear Dr Chai

What's Wally up to right now?

Sorry who's Wally up right now?