Dear Dr Chai, my middle testicle hangs lower than the other two. Should I worry about this?
DrewDad wrote:Dear Dr. Chai.
I'm putting up a privacy fence. I've dug the holes, placed the posts, and am about to attach the rails and pickets. Should I replace my airconditioning filter?
Only if you have not set the clock on your microwave oven.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Dear Dr Chai, my middle testicle hangs lower than the other two. Should I worry about this?
It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.
Chai Tea wrote:He wants you badly.
Go hang out near that bathroom (don't let him see you) and follow him home so you know where he lives.....etc...
Hmm, excellent advice, Chai, but I have one small point to make which might put the kibosh in these plans.
Won't Nick be reading this and catch on? He'll probably be wearing a disguise himself.
DRAT!!!!
details, details....
How many times can one person fall for the same trick?
Don't tell me the answer is eternally or forever or something along those lines.[/b]
Dr. Chai,
Earlier this month I took another step further toward that dreaded fortieth trip around the sun. On the anniversary of my D.O.B., I found myself in my workshop, my usual retreat when life gets a bit heavy. In my shop among the tools, can also be found all my childhood toys...normally boxed away and out of sight of my fellow construction worker buddies...except of course for "Teddy", because he gets scared in the dark boxes, so he spends most of his time sleeping in the tiny bed I made him, located next to my table saw.
Anyway, for some reason, I drug out my collection of G.I. Joe dolls...yes I said dolls...not those silly little 1980's "Yo Joe" 5 inch action figures...those are for pussies, I'm talking about the real ones...one of them even fires miniature rockets...really hard....the doctor told me that if the missile had hit just a half inch to the left there could have been permanent damage, instead of just the blurred vision and three stitches.
As you can imagine, spending my birthday in the emergency room just depressed me even further, so when I returned home, I climbed into my Mobile Command Unit {actually, a Ford Bronco II} and thought about all the things I have not done or tried in my life so far. There was one thing in particular that kept nagging at me, and thus leads me to ask this...
Should I finally try the crunchy peanut butter, or just stick with the creamy?
They make peanut butter now with honey mixed in, creamy AND chunky.
There are also limited supplies of peanut butter and jelly together in a swirl.
That, alas, only comes in creamy.
In all, my advice would be to stay away from the "lower sodium" varieties, or those brands that tout their product to be "all natural" which only mean you'll have to use one of those paint mixers like down at Home Depot to get the oil and peanuts mixed together.
40? Wow, you're really an old fart.
loveislikearose3 wrote:How many times can one person fall for the same trick?
Don't tell me the answer is eternally or forever or something along those lines.[/b]
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
- X-men
Dr Chai, sometimes I notice that my tinkle gets a bone in it.
Do you know where I can purchase XXL underpants?
I'll have to ask my husband where he gets his.
He's been buying a lot of new underwear lately, and hanging out at the Twistie Cone place.
Dear Dr. Chai,
I'm in love with your happily married husband. Do you think he'll leave you for me?
Signed,
Waiting For A Bitch Slap
Closer to 40 Dr. Chai...closer, but not there yet.
FreeDuck wrote:Dear Dr. Chai,
I'm in love with your happily married husband. Do you think he'll leave you for me?
Do you have better health insurance?
No health insurance, a broken down car, and four bratty kids all from different fathers. Ain't I a catch?
Initially I would have said no due to the lack of health insurance...
However, I think the 4 children will more than make up for that.
Do tell me they're all boys....He just LOVES boys and the way they make a lot of noise and demand attention.
You'll find he'll be a good disciplinarian for them.
One thing though, he does tend to forget to lock the gun safe at times. That won't be a problem I trust, as there are enough weapons for all 4 kids and plenty of their friends.
Dear Dr. Chai,
If my boss-ish coworker who can't shaddap ever gets close to me, I may go after him with an axe.
So, is blood bad for a keyboard?
Signed,
Miracles, Shmiracles, give me silence already, Buster!
Through a sav-a-lot grocery bag over it first.
don't worry about the screen, that'll wipe right off.
Dear Dr. Chai,
My 14 year old daughter has just been asked to go to homecoming...should I re-read "What are the chances?" and have a talk with her or just get her on BCP just in case they sit too close?
