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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 04:31 am
Matzoh ball, Schmatzoh ball, Jews don't believe in eternal damnation.

Jespahlah, are you maybe trying to fool Dr. Chai?



That's why your having trouble being nefarious.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:31 am
Dear Dr Chai,

Why do Christians believe in eternal damnation and Jews don't? Do Jews have a different God?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 11:29 am
NickFun wrote:
Dear Dr Chai,

Why do Christians believe in eternal damnation and Jews don't? Do Jews have a different God?


My God can beat your God with one arm tied behind his back.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 11:43 am
Dear Dr Chai, I have a problem.

When I wake up in the morning, my wife ravages me three times before breakfast, and then twice after I've eaten.

I then get on the train to work and there's this same good looking woman who always drags me into the toilet cubicle, whereupon we manage it twice before we arrive at St Pancras station.

When I get to the office, my secretary's there waiting for me, in alluring attire. She uses her feminine wiles to get me to have her once over each desk in the open plan office, before the rest of the staff arrive. There are four desks.

She corners me in the stock cupboard at least twice a day, and when I go home, I meet the same woman on the train, and get dragged into the toilets again for a couple of torrid evening sessions.

I get home, and I perform twice more before the evening meal, and once before turning off the lights to go to sleep at night.

This happens day in, day out and, as I am a workaholic, it happens every day of the week, non stop, 52 weeks a year.




Now, my problem is........every time I masterbate, I get this terrible pain down my arm. Can you help me?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 12:02 pm
Have you tried an elbow brace?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 12:17 pm
Is that like a drill type thing?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 02:42 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Dear Dr Chai, I have a problem.

When I wake up in the morning.....blah, blah, blah, etc..

I'll say one thing, you've got a real active imagination going there. I feel so inadequate.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 02:44 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
My God can beat your God with one arm tied behind his back.

I think this would make for one helluva exciting reality show, eh?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 05:13 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Matzoh ball, Schmatzoh ball, Jews don't believe in eternal damnation.

Jespahlah, are you maybe trying to fool Dr. Chai?



That's why your having trouble being nefarious.


Okay, you caught me. Actually, since fundy Christians think I'm going to hell, and I don't believe in hell, is it possible to go to some place you don't believe in? If so, does that explain Utah?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 05:31 pm
jespah wrote:
...I don't believe in hell....

Whatdaya mean you don't believe in hell? I'm sure this guy would be pleased to give you directions. :wink:

http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/gallery/hell.jpg
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 09:21 pm
Now I have found out the real truth why Dr. Chai hasn't been around much. She's moved onto greener pastures in TV land.

You'll come back now and then to answer our inane questions, won't you?

Quote:
Zee News offers 'Chai Time' at 5 pm

Indiantelevision.com Team

(30 August 2006 5:00 pm)

Zee News is coming out with another interactive show Chai Time that will present the happenings of the day in an entertaining way. The show will air from 5 pm to 6 pm from Monday to Friday.

The show kicked off on 11 July and will cover various agendas like political, sports, business, crime, court to name a few.

Chai Time will be hosted by Chai Tea. It will cover the vibrant colours of news reporting by way of a witty chat with reporters, informs an official release.

The show Chai Time is divided into six segments which will cover various subjects of the day with different names Tee Off, Tea Maker, Chai Neeti, Pyale Mein Toofan, and Tea Court , chai paani…

Cinema, Astrology, Weather, Lifestyle are some of the lighter parts of the programmes. After each news item an interesting analysis of the hosts follows. Showcasing the daily news with a difference of packaging makes Chai Time a complete entertainment.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 04:23 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Is that like a drill type thing?


No, it's more of a vice grip
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 04:24 am
Reyn wrote:
Now I have found out the real truth why Dr. Chai hasn't been around much. She's moved onto greener pastures in TV land.

You'll come back now and then to answer our inane questions, won't you?

Quote:
Zee News offers 'Chai Time' at 5 pm

Indiantelevision.com Team

(30 August 2006 5:00 pm)

Zee News is coming out with another interactive show Chai Time that will present the happenings of the day in an entertaining way. The show will air from 5 pm to 6 pm from Monday to Friday.

The show kicked off on 11 July and will cover various agendas like political, sports, business, crime, court to name a few.

Chai Time will be hosted by Chai Tea. It will cover the vibrant colours of news reporting by way of a witty chat with reporters, informs an official release.

The show Chai Time is divided into six segments which will cover various subjects of the day with different names Tee Off, Tea Maker, Chai Neeti, Pyale Mein Toofan, and Tea Court , chai paani…

Cinema, Astrology, Weather, Lifestyle are some of the lighter parts of the programmes. After each news item an interesting analysis of the hosts follows. Showcasing the daily news with a difference of packaging makes Chai Time a complete entertainment.



Bugger all....I've been caught!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 09:32 am
See, you can run, but you can't hide.....hehe!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 10:33 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Is that like a drill type thing?


No, it's more of a vice grip

That would explain the shooting pains.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 11:09 am
Dear Dr. Chai,

I met a guy at a bar last night and had sex with him in the bathroom. He hasn't called. Do you think he's interested?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 11:33 am
That was me FreeDuck. No, I am not interested.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 11:54 am
Ok.

Dear Dr. Chai,

I keep texting NickFun but he doesn't respond except to say he's not interested. Do you think he means it?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 01:37 pm
He wants you badly.


Go hang out near that bathroom (don't let him see you) and follow him home so you know where he lives.

Then drive by his house real slow at least 4 or 5 times a day.

Try to figure out when he goes to work and follow him there, so you know where is is during the day.

Rent a car with tinted windows and sit outside his workplace wearing a disguise and sunglasses, so you can see where he goes to lunch.

Get a different car with tinted windows to sit outside his house at night, to see if any other women show up, then follow them home.

You'll know what to do with them.

He's yours, just remember that.

If it comes down to it, keep in mind if you can't have him, no one can.


Here's a good disguise...he'll probably just think your a dog.

http://members.aol.com/kievhusky/pshades.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Sep, 2006 01:42 pm
Dear Dr. Chai.

I'm putting up a privacy fence. I've dug the holes, placed the posts, and am about to attach the rails and pickets. Should I replace my airconditioning filter?
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